When someone gets so drunk that they mistake garlic powder for beer and dump The entire contents of the bottle in their mouth and all over their chest, then proceed to fall into the armchair and become immediately unconscious.
by NrzRatched July 29, 2019
The level of drunkenness where you actually play Halo better than you would sober.
A rare, but gratifying level of drunk.
A rare, but gratifying level of drunk.
by bananananafuckyeahhhh May 20, 2011
Chuck: "Dude, I was Drunk Tuning last night and ended up buying some random Dolly Parton & Weird Al songs! I don't even listen to them"
Tre: "That's fucked up"
Tre: "That's fucked up"
by Stayhandsome August 27, 2008
Drunk navigation is the built in GPS that kicks in when your done done at the club, and both you and your phone are dead.
dude: how did you get home last night? i tried to call you but i only got to voicemail
dude #2: yeah man, phone died, had to use my drunk navigation
dude #2: yeah man, phone died, had to use my drunk navigation
by SmokinHotGinger October 07, 2016
the seemingly sound order of thinking that leads people to absurd acts that they would never commit without previous imbibing alcohol; the reason for approximately 90 percent of DUI's and OVI's, fights, pregnancies, carpet and couch stains, existence of games where there is no winner, marriages, bulk time, gut muscles, and injuries that are funny not sad.
Dude, what happened to my mom's car... and flower bed... and dry streak sexually?
Dude, before you freak out, listen, it was totally drunk logic.
Dude, before you freak out, listen, it was totally drunk logic.
by hurdleston December 07, 2010
A bruise or gash that you wake up with after a night of partying or heavy drinking, with no remembrance of what happened or how you got it. Occuring with the stupidity and clumsiness of intoxication.
Mike - "Woah Dude! That bruise is huge, what the hell happened?"
John - "Drunk Bump"
Mike- "that explains it.. you were REALLY shitfaced last night"
John - "Drunk Bump"
Mike- "that explains it.. you were REALLY shitfaced last night"
by xoxjadexxx December 01, 2009
Absolutely obliterated from drinking it up all night. So drunk you have to take a piss every five minutes or so, right on the borderline of throwing up.
by ACG2x February 27, 2004