Hairy Dooters

Harris Teeter is the King of Hairy Tits. A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.

In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.

Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.

"Thou shalt not forsake the name of my hairy dooters against a wall!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023

King Dooty Booty

This is a name for your homie who has insane stink butt/ doody booty

"Yo you really King Dooty Booty out here with that stinky butt"

by Schminkle June 4, 2024

dirty dooter

a “dirty dooter” is simply a vagina with shit on it.

“omg did you hear that alyssa wipes back to front?”
“she must have a dirty dooter”

by busterNYC July 4, 2024

dirty dooter

A “Dirty Dooter” is simply a vagina with shit in it”

“omg did you hear that Alyssa wipes back to front?!”
“she must have a dirty dooter”

by busterNYC July 4, 2024

Howdy Dooty

The act of shoving a Burger King Rodeo burger, up ones ass.
(fully dressed; xtra crispy bacon)

“Man, I couldn’t believe I let Matt Howdy Dooty me lastnight, lettuce went everywhere.”

by LittleMissMack December 13, 2024