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deserter

Term that mouthbreather use to define a person who chose to think for own self and go for own feelings instead of the goals imposed to him or her by peer pressure.

Words you will going to hear from people who have no other grip on you left but to yell at you, when they will see you successfully moving away from the local shithole they're in, and on with your life.

Also known as quitter.
- Hold it Jane and unpack your car this moment! You can never leave me!
- Watch me. (starts engine and begins to drive away)
- You're a quitter! you're a deserter to our family!
- You always were a misogynist asshole. "You are the weakest link" Jack, goodbye. (rolls up window and drives away)

One day soldier Joe woke up and saw that it is insane to win hearts and minds by throwing small metal pebbles with his boomstick at people whom he never met before, or threatening them to do so. For that he was convicted of being deserter and eventually shot dead by firing squad. He died happy man for he knew he saved his soul by not committing to more insanity.

Witold Pilecki, a WW2 hero, he decided to send intel to allies about what nazi germany was doing at concentration camps. He decided on his own to get caught to one of most notorious and infamous Auschwitz death camp. He reported from there horrors of war. However allies were doing nothing, so he escaped it and joined the Warsaw Uprising. After the end of the war he became a well known war-hero. However when Poland became a Soviet occupied territory, he reported crimes of stalinism for countries of the free world. For that he got arrested as a deserter and traitor and sentenced to death three times. His name was removed from history books up until the fall of communism in Poland.
by GhostOfTheInternetFuture November 6, 2012
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the desert

"How you get to the desert?"

"Take the E or the 7 train"
by orfiyus January 19, 2009
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Ethiopian Desert Dance

If youre looking for a way to cool down in the desert, try this move: the man lays face up on a flat surface, fully erect of course, while his naked lady friend hangs from a ceiling fan and has one shot to land on the prize. Take caution: this move is only for experienced lovers.
Nick waits patiently while Val hangs on to the fan, preparing for the Ethiopian Desert Dance.
by The fantastic whore July 11, 2011
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Black Desert Online

Also known by its acronym BDO. It's a popular Korean MMORPG that's developed and published by Pearl Abyss and Kakao. It has some of the most beautiful graphics that one could find in the MMO genre and can be described as photorealistic. Simultaneously, it also has one of the best character customization in the genre. You truly could make your character look unique with it. Furthermore, it also has an action combat system, which makes combat and fighting mobs fun and enjoyable.

Unfortunately, that's all that's good about it since the demerits outweigh the merits. BDO has an infinite grind without any end. You will be tediously doing the same thing over and over again. It also has an annoying gear upgrade system that's reliant almost entirely on RNG or chance. And the p2w elements. It has a lot of them ranging from pets that automatically collect loot for you to items that help you with your gear. Just to add to the hilarity, you can actually get better rewards from just going AFK instead of actively playing, therefore a lot those players in the towns that you see are actually AFK.

And the toxic player base, which is one of the worst parts. If you're going to play this, prepare for a lot of casual racism in the chat. BDO is filled with neckbeards, weeaboos, and other weirdos. It's one of the most toxic communities around. And if you want to see worse, try the BDO discord. It's filled with people spamming each other with racist memes, anime porn pictures, gore, etc.
Person A: Have you tried this new MMORPG Black Desert Online?

Person B: Yes, it has pretty graphics and fun combat, but unfortunately it has infinite grind, an annoying gear upgrade system and one of the most toxic communities around. Pass.
by Kosmos28 October 29, 2018
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Gobi Desert

When a man is getting head from a male/female, as he's about to jizz, he whips out heavy-duty sandpaper, grinds it across the receivers face, mainly the cheeks and chin, and then blows his load on thier face, wiping the jizz around the chaffed area.
damn niggs, you jizzed hard on dat whore, shoulda done a Gobi Desert yo.
by Forthefuckinglolz August 16, 2010
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desert girl

A girl who is both hot and dry. Appreciated only for her looks because of her lack of personality.
Yo nigga look at that girl im boutta hit her up
No nigga she a desert girl she's all eye candy
by Mykah21 April 12, 2017
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I deserve it

An overweight person who will eat junk food and justify it by saying “I deserve it” because they worked out.
I’m going to have the peanut butter pie because I worked out... I deserve it.
by RBumgarner October 30, 2019
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