doorkieyé

a homeless person who bathes in the river

doorkieyé scoob please take a shower

by scoobinator5000 December 25, 2021

dinker-dork

To go and do something, but your not sure what until you start.

To have the urge to start something new, in a different location than where you currently are, but you won't know what it is until you stand there and think of what to do.

"I'm gonna go out to the shop and dinker-dork."

Wife: Where are you going?
Husband: I'm gonna go dinker-dork outside.

Girlfriend: Whatcha goin to do today?
Boyfriend: I'm gonna dinker-dork in the garage.

by Idaho Fisher March 20, 2013

slang dork

An adult who doesn't understand, or know how to use slang correctly, is called a slang dork.

My mom is freaking clueless. She tries to act all cool by using slang, but she always ends up sounding more like a slang dork.

by Somerlea April 17, 2014

Kentucky Doorknob

To pull ones pants down and bend over in an open doorway. Thus having a friend slam the door and the doorknob penatrate ones b-hole.

Hey Steve I could really go for a kentucky doorknob right now. Go ahead and slam the door!

by Wallace2422 September 6, 2015

dusty doorknob

The act of having sex with someone over 65 years of age

Jim: how was your weekend Tom?

Tom: it was great, I had an aggressive dusty doorknob with my grandparents!

by ThePopcornMaker, chilled mango April 18, 2016

Double Dork

It is a phrase used to describe someone for being a loser by doing something, saying something, or looking un-cool to their piers. It is generally seen as the tier below dork

Guy 1: Jason said he didn't want to jump off the bridge with everyone else.
Guy 2: That guy's such a double dork.

by Ramaka August 14, 2016

Cork Dork

Slightly too into wine at the risk of removing all the joy from life itself.

What the PH of the water used to clean the bottles before labelling asked the cork dork.

by The BigBee January 26, 2017