Derek Chauvin

The man who did nothing wrong

Tyrone: 'ave yo heard how that scumbag Derek Chauvin kill my homie George Floyd?
Theo: So? Who cares, it's just a criminal among many. Accidentally killing one or ten won't change shit.
Tyrone: Fuck yo, fuck the Police, all cops are bastards, stop putting us criminals in jail or kill us, Just let us take shit in peace yo!

by anonymous July 6, 2021

Derek Allen

The best man you'll ever meet. He'll stay up with you, play games with you and love you endlessly. He's the kind of guy you dream of every night and wish to be with.

"Life without a Derek is a life without happiness" - Anonymous

Joe: Hey girl, wanna hit me up for the best time of your life?
Girl: Nah, I'm too blinded by Derek Allen to see anyone else.

by LiyahGem January 1, 2015

Derect

The opposite of erect; commonly used with a penis; a penis that is no longer erect

After have an erection, the man's penis slowly became derect.

by Jexpler June 6, 2017

Derek

Derek is the definition of perfect. Anybody who has a Derek as their boyfriend is very lucky. He makes you feel like you have a purpose and he makes you happy. Dereks always tell you how their feeling and give you compliments out of the blue which are very sweet.

DAMNNNN! I LOVE DEREK SOOOO MUCH

by emoemuemo April 18, 2018

derelict

what ridiculously ridiculously good looking people like 3 time male model of the year derek zoolander can do to their own balls if they are being threatened by a nemesis, like that HANSEL (he is SO hot right now)

i can derelict my own balls thank you

by punkry July 12, 2006

Derek

Aka "mr build my MVP". Someone who wants to build an MVP but doesn't know how. Finds things easy but hard. Wants one feature but doesn't want. In his mind he is a hacker but mostly does copy and paste.

Hey, don't pull a Derek and just code.

by Big Shrimp May 4, 2019

Dereon

Is a boy who can rude and kind he is also funny and overdramatic

That's funny dereon!!

by GrammerNerd01 October 15, 2019