Dirty Elton

When a man runs a race of 2000 meter steeplechase, but unfortunately gets his gigantic testicle stuck on the first hurdle causing him to fall over. Due to the high friction of the top of the hurdle he busts a fat gluten free nut all over the track, making all the runners behind him slip on it. All the persons falling in the cum then directly achieves a new sexual disease giving them an extra testicle which after only 5 seconds after blows up making them give birth to some typ of dinosaur with 0.58 arms and half an leg, but with an massive penis. The dinosaur then starts to eat the person who gave birth to them and suddenly it's as big as a city, this will end in the dinosaur eating everything in the world and being the last organism ever on the earth before the dinosaur blows up covering the earth in explosive and flammable cum, that sadly ends what we call the earth.

Alien: Did you hear about that guy that made the earth collapse by making an Dirty Elton?

by Dirtycreator1337 October 5, 2022

Dirty Daryl

Sitting on the face of a man with a mustache, and receiving cunnalingus from said man.

She just hopped on his face and was dirty daryled for what seemed like hours.

by Too bad so sad June 11, 2013

Dirty Loftus

The act of putting a lacrosse stick in between your legs and then using it to poke someone in the butt area.

Richard Loftus gave is notorious move the dirty loftus to one of his friends who asked what it was.

by Shark Attack Jensen April 15, 2009

Dirty Winston

The act of licking one's butthole after jizzing in it from anal sex

That dirty winston tasted funny

by ccuummm January 10, 2010

Dirty Bullocks

The act of ejaculating on a food item (typically a burrito) and throwing it at your friends car.

After a night of partying, someone gave Greg a Dirty Bullocks

by troy horrowitz May 11, 2012

Dirty Ren

When you open your heart and soul to someone and they stab you in the back.

This bish pulled a dirty ren on me

by Kalashnika February 28, 2019

Dirty Kim

To straddle someone, give them the fuck me eyes and then kiss them. Strictly in that order

“Ugh he’s not giving me enough attention, I might try the dirty Kim soon”

“Dude that girl is so kinky! I bet she’s done the dirty Kim”

by Groovylama69 September 4, 2021