egg dirt

The black, burned, residue left behind on one's metal skillet following the cooking of an egg (scrambled, sunnyside, over-easy, etc.). This residue is usually combined with whatever substance that may be left behind from prior use.

You touched my egg dirt!
Are you going to eat the rest of your egg dirt?
Would you mind removing your egg dirt from the pan?!

by Nick Brown VII December 11, 2013

dirt biked

When someone has terrible diarrhea and sprays shit up the back the toilet bowl/tank.

I just went into the men's room stall and someone dirt biked in the toilet.

by protoiletrider June 1, 2018

dirt turnip

After anal sex when the man has excremental staining to the head of his penis he is said to have a dirt turnip.

In simple terms, when you pull your root out of a mud butt you get a dirt turnip.

Tom couldn't help but admire his dirt turnip when he was done.

Wife: What would you like me to make for dinner?

Husband: dirt turnip

by Garage gang February 25, 2017

doggy dirt

Spanish/American slang for Dog shit. Used to compare the taste or look of an object to dog shit.

This one looks like doggy dirt.
Taste like doggy dirt.
I have some doggy dirt on my shoe.

by CcreatorR April 26, 2004

dirt napping

The act of laying in the grave in a dead state.

That dude be dirt nappin' after ma boys bust a cap in his ass.

by KBK January 23, 2005

Thigh dirt

Thigh Dirt : A dirt stain left on toilet seat from thigh area.

I went to the bathroom and saw thigh dirt left on toilet seat.

by BrazyWayne January 15, 2019

Dirt Squirrel

A female that has had a lot of different sex partners.
A female that changes boyfriends often
A female that has sex with a guy and a few or all of his friends ( at different times in a short time period)

A female that comes to the bar just to find a guy to take home
a female with 2 or more kids all with different dads

Stay away from that chick she's a total dirt squirrel.
Did you see the dirt squirrel he brought home last night , he better get checked

I had no idea she was a dirt squirrel , why didn't someone tell me/
See that chick (points to a female across the way ) stay away iv'e heard shes a huge dirt squirrel

by LostMujer86 November 15, 2016