dirt canyon

Nickname for the ass, asscrack or anus. Most often used in reference to anal sex.

Oh man!! Cashman says he rafted down Mel's Dirt Canyon. She was crying like a baby by the time he was done!

by Jiminy Criquette September 15, 2007

Dirt Squirrel Hunting

An action partaken in by a male who enjoys fat, dirty, ben &jerry's loving cum-whore. Said male lures in the squirrel and enjoys ever second of romance and sexy time.

Juice is a real dirt squirrel hunting kind of guy. Robert Downey went dirt squirrel hunting last weekend.

by KOKSman original September 30, 2011

dirt dispenser

A term to describe one's anus, often used in fanfiction.

"She began to hug tightly to Karkat as she plunged her jade-spade as deeply as possible into Karkat's dirt dispenser."

by lMPA September 29, 2013

dirt tulip

When you capture your fart in your closed hand, raise it to your friend's nose and open your hand with fingers pointing to the sky.

Billy gave Skip a dirt tulip as a wake up call.

by coug dude May 18, 2015

dirt donut

Another name for a sphincter, aka balloon knot, chocolate starfish. Particularly one that needs bleaching.

Corey knew it was going to be a good day when Barry bent over in the shower and showed him his dirt donut.

by Tbonepgh March 29, 2018

Dirrty Dettmers

An amazing man who at one time in his life was a real Dirrty mother fucker. He often has episodes of relapse where he does people real dirrty. The Dirrty Dettmers usually expresses himself in forms of sexual or physical episodes and is accompanied by meth use. Don't be a Dirrty Dettmers.

I just beat my girlfriends ass and fucked a poopslut. Wow you should be proud of yourself you are a real Dirrty Dettmers.

by Mary Poppinns June 6, 2018

Dirt Chamber

Dirt Chamber: the mental abyss you find yourself in when you've taken, drank, or smoked too much.

friend 1: what'd you do last night?
friend 2: i was deep in the dirt chamber, dude. don't remember a thing

by foreverrousted March 15, 2018