Daddy Dirtbag

Daddy Dirtbag is a special kind of father. Typically drunk on Redbull and vodka, while switching off between smoking cigarettes and smoking blunts. He's heavily tattooed and has an arsenal of weaponry that is never enough. He is brutally honest to his kids to the point of making them cry sometimes or has no compassion for his kids thinking different than him. They are wrong, end of story. "F around and find out" is his way of saying I Love You to them.

We came into the house and noticed the kids were upset. Without a second thought we knew Daddy Dirtbag and told them in his own special way that he loves them.

by Soy Boy2 April 11, 2022

greedy dirtbag

Someone who is very greedy and doesn't care about the environment

O'Hare (Famous CEO of "O'Hare Air,", which produces and sells clean air): Let it (Last tree in the human existence) die, let it die, let it shrivel up and-. C'mon, whose with me?
Marie: Nobody.
Cy: You greedy dirtbag!

by Theautisticrebel June 21, 2022

OG Dirtbag

Regular Dirtbag on steroids. (See Dirtbag original meaning and turn it up a notch)

I mean, my last boyfriend was a dirtbag, but this new guy is an OG dirtbag"

by tcusoakers October 24, 2022

Corporate Dirtbag

A 9-5 office employee that’s a heavy weed smoker and can still deliver their projects on time. They can go out on the weekdays and will function pretty well at work the next day.
They’ll do shit like work from home but really they’re just checking outlook and teams while on the road somewhere. Or they might be gaming and occasionally asking their boss a random question. Pretty fun person to work with though.

I’m not sure why I tried so hard in college. The people that didn’t try as hard ended up in the same place as I am. It’s my turn to chill. I’m in my corporate dirtbag era.

by portapattie May 9, 2023

dooch difter

Someone whom dif's dooch

Damn just found out Billy's dooch difter

by Adolfhimler July 12, 2024

The dirty javier dirtbag

When you take a little kid by the name of javier and first give him a swirly while punching him in the balls, then find one hundred horse shits and make him bathe in it will having butt sex with a baboon.

You see that young lad over there, we should do "the dirty javier dirtbag" on that fucker.

by Condor12343 June 18, 2011

Thinking outside the dirtbox

To either accept your girlfriend's refusal to allow anal sex or to find a creative way to get her to change her mind.

Chris: My girlfriend says she finds the thought of anal sex disgusting.
Stu: Looks like you're going to have to start thinking outside the dirtbox.

by The Beastmeister November 10, 2013