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dickmaxxing

Twisting your dick to get the most rotations. the act of pulling and twisting you penis counter clockwise as many times can.
Yo tonyrello i’ve reach a new level of dickmaxxing yesterday with 12 rotations!!
by Tonyrello dickrider March 10, 2024
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Dickmatography

A collection of dick (penis) pictures/videos;

The act of taking loads of dick (penis) pictures, possibly with the intent of sending them to someone;

The act of sending/receiving dick (penis) pictures or videos; similar to sending/receiving nudes.
"Did you see the dickmatography on Stephany's phone?!"

"John snapped a shit ton of dickmatography to send to his girl..."

"Do you want to see my dickmatography collection?"

They took part in dickmatography...

They were sexting and added to their dickmatography collection.
by Aamich March 18, 2024
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Dickmatized

When he bends your frame so perfectly, the absolute best you’ve ever been bent that it makes you change your relationship status on Facebook.
Today Shane taught Peyton the meaning of dickmatized. She is straight dick whipped.
by PushaP March 22, 2024
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Dickmas

That special time of year for the sluts and baddies all over the world.
🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES🎄🎄!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas 👅💦Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick 💦💋those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop🍆🍆! Don’t forgot to slide down that XXXtra 🎅🏾🎅🏾 big North Pole, and make sure your 🍪 cookie 🍪is yummy enough for Santa to eat👄! 👀 But are you bad enough to handle Santa’s giant juicy 8=candy👊🏼COCK=D💦?? Send this to 🔟 of your baddest bitch elves💁🏼💁🏾 If you get 5️⃣ back, youre on the naughty list this year🍆💦! If you get 🔟 back you better be ready for Santa’s hot ♨️CUMlate☕️💦😭 If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you’ve got the most bitchin 🍬peppermint 🍬pussy in the North Pole! ❄️⛄ Hope you get to blow 🌬 lots of XXXmas 🎄dick, and that you get lots of XXXmas 🎄CUMMIES 💝💝 HAVE A SLUTTY 💦🍆👅DICKMAS YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! 🎅🏾🎅🏿🎅🏽🎅🏼
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Dickmatized

When u ride someone’s dick so much you start to disregard all logical thoughts and rely on delusions about this person only.
Pam Bondi is truly dickmatized by trump
by Jdmane February 11, 2026
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Dickmatized

A person hypnotized via sexual intercourse; usually the male genitalia
That girl is so dickmatized
by thebiggestbird_234 March 7, 2026
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dickminiscing

The act of nostalgically recalling or reflecting on past encounters, experiences, or sightings involving dicks—often with humor, curiosity, or disbelief. A playful twist on “reminiscing.”
“Happy is the type to be dickminiscing every second of the day.”

Or slightly more playful:

“Happy stays dickminiscing every second of the day like it’s a full-time job.”
by Dickminiscing March 17, 2026
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