Mrs Northern Dinnerlady's Termite and Bean Crunch 

Forced to explore new culinary options to feed the UK's schoolkids following Jamie Oliver's crusade on turkey twizzlers, Mrs Northern Dinnerlady came up with her termite and bean crunch - exactly what it says on the tin, a mix of termites and baked beans in a shortcrust pastry case. Very popular with the lads and lasses. N.B. Dinnerladies are the fine women who serve the nation's children with food at lunchtime at school, and the Northern ones are fucking units

Jesus wept, I just burned the roof of my mouth on Mrs Northern Dinnerlady's Termite and Bean Crunch, pet

Mrs Northern Dinnerlady's Termite and Bean Crunch by David Burrycurps Mk. 2 December 1, 2022

The Italian Dinner 

When a girl eats a bunch of garlic while on her period and the guy then fucks her with his noodle (dick) and then eats her out.

Connor and I did The Italian Dinner last night. The room stunk of garlic

The Italian Dinner by Love is a Polaroid March 16, 2023

The T.V. Dinner

The act of eating a woman out while watching television.

Yesterday I had a The T.V. Dinner

The T.V. Dinner by The T.V Dinner May 20, 2015

Dinner Daddy 

While in a long term relationship the boyfriend becomes friendly with the girlfriends parents, upon breakup of the relationship and even stronger bond forms between the boyfriend and the girls father to a degree that the boy moves in with the father and commences a non-sexual relationship where upon the father looks after his daughters ex boyfriend as if he where his own son(the son he never had).

The father provides home cooked meals which are frozen onto a serving dish for the exboyfriend to take to work.

Worker 1: "whats with greg and those frozen meals"

Worker 2: "Greg still lives with his ex girls dad....and he cooks Gregs meals for work"

Worker 1: "what? like a dinner daddy or sumthin?"

Dinner Daddy by Jakes the snake November 1, 2012

Dinnerma

Going out for dinner and cinema. Not just one or the other!

There's nothing in the fridge, and I want to watch a movie. Dinnerma?

Dinnerma by Hobbo78 October 15, 2010

Teriyaki Dinner

It is when a men pours teriyaki sauce in between a women's breast then the man puts his dick in between getting all the teriyaki sauce on his dick. Then he gets a blowjob from the girl

Man she was so hungry last night, I just made her a Teriyaki Dinner

Teriyaki Dinner by Dan Wulff January 23, 2008

Facebook dinner 

A TV dinner such as Hungry Man or Swansons that is consumed while browsing Facebook.

Just relaxing at my desk eating a Facebook dinner.

Facebook dinner by idmoment September 11, 2009