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somalian beedle dial

haveing sex with a man and then ejaculating in his arse and licking it out as he sucks on the other mans dick, then kissing each other and swallowing while both partners have the cum in there mouths.
man 1: hey, would you like to try a somalian beedle dial?

man 2:yeah definatly

man 1:ok
by hairy beedle October 13, 2009
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dial his own number

The act of anal masturbation with one's own finger, thumb or fingers. Can be a male or female.
Frankie Bones loves himself so much, he is known to dial his own number while driving.
by Mr. Scumbag to you November 9, 2011
mugGet the dial his own numbermug.

High Speed Dial Up

My high speed internet is slow right now, I am using high speed dial up internet
by 50% Cat November 17, 2011
mugGet the High Speed Dial Upmug.

dial up rile up

A state of impetuous consternation resulting from exposure to slow dial up modem speeds, especially following an acclimation to broadband data services.
He put his fist through the monitor in a dial up rile up.
by massimo_rubberslash October 28, 2005
mugGet the dial up rile upmug.
Someone you feel the urge to phone, not necessarily for a booty call, when inebriated, usually an ex or anyone else whom you will regret slurring a profession of love to when sobered up again.
by X lu January 11, 2004
mugGet the drunk call girl/drunk dial girlmug.

Butt-Dial

A rare condition that occurs after a proctological examination, where the proctologist’s finger breaks off and becomes lodged in the patients rectum. At some later, unspecified time, the finger attempts to reconnect with its original hand by attempting to phone home using either a pay phone or a cellphone.
Is that a finger protruding from Gilford’s rear end? Yes, it’s his proctologist’s finger trying to phone home via a Butt-Dial.
by markalodian June 12, 2021
mugGet the Butt-Dialmug.

Dick Dial

Dialing another mistakenly with your phone in the front pocket as opposed to the back pocket butt dial.
Jason must’ve dick dialed me when I answered and there was only pocket chatter.
by Gkink February 21, 2020
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