GIF: Man, I am bored out of my mind. Let's see if I can make a new word in the urban dictionary!
JIF: GIF, shut up, and listen to the teacher. We are learning about drugs so pay attention.
GIF: But I am urbanly desperate right now.
JIF: I do not care what you are. Look at the board!

by yesssssssssssssssooooo September 22, 2022

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The French Dipper

This is when, while eating a roast beef sandwich, you dip your balls in the au jus sauce and slowly stick them in and out of the girls mouth while she licks off the sauce.

Hey Pete! I took a girl to Subway in a first date the other night. She followed me to the bathroom because she wanted The French Dipper. Then she finished me by sucking me off on the toilet! Second time this week!

by Larry and Rex and Benny September 19, 2018

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suck a dick desperate

Abbreviated SADD, being “suck a dick desperate” is rock bottom on the desperation scale. The point at which you would suck a dick to get what you are craving.

Me: I ran out of Netflix shows to watch, now I’m suck a dick desperate for a new one.

My buddy: man you’re SADD

by stooch182 September 20, 2020

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penetrate me deeper father

the appropriate way to say fuck me harder daddy in British

"oh, darling, I am arriving!"
"oh, penetrate me deeper father!"

by brainfucker October 4, 2021

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national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day

bojack reference LMAO

"okay, nanny quits no sweat. it just so happens to be national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day"

by petethecatissoooocoool February 5, 2023

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