by why does this have to be me July 14, 2023

it's just the demon vacuum or noo-noo from teletubbies but to me and probably some children it's a demon coming for your soul.
by cheesemgee February 13, 2019

When a person has a violent and severely explosive bowel movement so much so that it resembles a digestive "exorcism" of foul smelling, rotting waste matter sent by Satan through the depths of your cursed colon. Like the "asspocalypse" this kind of bowel movement can trigger loss of consciousness, muscular spasms within the legs and may need supervision by the occasional priest.
"Dude, did you hear Calves in the 4th bathroom...it smelled awful...I walked right into her demonic colonic."
by 4thfloorvictim November 13, 2009

That chick was really into me last night, I gave her the demon siege and exploded on her face. I don't think she'll ask for it again, if you know what I mean.
by Rusty & Joe August 6, 2011

Someone who terrorized the NYCDOE Free School Lunch; They also go around and ask others in the lunchroom for their school lunch
This is what is known as a Schoolie Demon
This is what is known as a Schoolie Demon
Jayden and casseem during lunch were trying to cut eachother on line whilst Lindon and Ali pleaded with the other students to get their school lunch and give it to them. All four of these schoolie demons had done this strategy since freshman year, learning from their mentors Leonardo and Escalade. Lartey took notice and said to himself “ Schoolie Demons are back at it again smh” as they continued to profusely ask others to get them the school lunch.
by Killer Police February 15, 2022

Person 1: hey man look how far Adam is stood away from the urinal
Person 2: yeah he's definitely got a demon dong
Person 2: yeah he's definitely got a demon dong
by AbsoluteBantorLad January 26, 2017
