Demon's Crust

What's left over after a demon orgy covers an entire room in bodily fluids.

Most specifically the layer of these fluids that dry up and cause most cloth to become brittle and stiff, on skin it's a semitransparent glaze.

Demon1: "Dude, what happened last night? I'm covered in something crunchy..."
Demon2: "HAH! Looks like you've got a full body coat of Demon's Crust."

by Shishitron1000 October 14, 2021

demon vacuum

it's just the demon vacuum or noo-noo from teletubbies but to me and probably some children it's a demon coming for your soul.

the demon vacuum noo-noo was staring at billy last night looking for a way into his house

by cheesemgee February 13, 2019

Coaster Demon

A coaster nerd from New Jersey who think everything gives ejectow except for the ones that actually do. He has claimed to have had AIDS, foot lice, & he has eaten his own crap before, although he has gotten past all of those. (At least publicly) He thinks Jersey Devil Coaster is the greatest thing ever even though it has flojector at best. He is a literal demon so that's why. He also thinks whatever the top 2 coasters he's ridden is the top 2 in the whole world, even though he's only ridden less than 3% of all coasters. Finally, he can be very geen sometimes, so watch out for your local Coaster Demon!

Tarby: You have AIDS, Kyle (Coaster Demon)
Coaster Demon: No I don't
Tarby: Oh but are you going to the SawCon?
Coaster Demon: The what?
Tarby: SawCon deez nuts!!!
Coaster Demon: Y u bully me brev

by Mr. Roller Coasters August 5, 2021

Energy Demon

A person who drains people of their energy solely by existing

Bro that girl is an energy demon you gotta stay away

by kkeros October 22, 2022

coochie demon

A woman with a good pussy

Damn she’s a coochie demon

by anonymous March 22, 2021

Demon Dong

A very large hulk sized penis.

Person 1: hey man look how far Adam is stood away from the urinal

Person 2: yeah he's definitely got a demon dong

by AbsoluteBantorLad January 26, 2017

Demonic Colonic

When a person has a violent and severely explosive bowel movement so much so that it resembles a digestive "exorcism" of foul smelling, rotting waste matter sent by Satan through the depths of your cursed colon. Like the "asspocalypse" this kind of bowel movement can trigger loss of consciousness, muscular spasms within the legs and may need supervision by the occasional priest.

"Dude, did you hear Calves in the 4th bathroom...it smelled awful...I walked right into her demonic colonic."

by 4thfloorvictim November 13, 2009