emergency deucectomy

The act of removing a dangerous & potentially deadly poo immediately.

After making four trips through the buffet line, I need to perform an emergency deucectomy stat!

by slice60 November 24, 2009

deuce deuce moment

When Billy, number 22 (deuce deuce), is up to bat, and you're team needs a clutch play. *exclusively used in baseball*

When you're team needs a big play, reliant entirely on the worst player of the team, who is almost entirely incapable at doing the required task

Announcer: Billy Figs is up to bad.. the team could really benifit from a big play right now... Random Player: not another deuce deuce moment

by deuce deuce!!!! January 24, 2007

deucez

another way of saying peace.

ryan:alright dude im gunna bounce
kyle:aaight dude deucez

by SexCells June 19, 2009

Deuce Douglas

A cooler way of saying "twenty dollar bill"

guy #1: "Yo bro you still owe me a Deuce Douglas for buying lunchh last weekend"
guy #2: "Oh yeah I'll get that to you dont worry"

by Joey Millz January 19, 2010

played the deuce from the bottom of the deck

played the duece from the bottom of the deck: leaving a shit stain on one's undergarment; skid marks

Damn, when I took off my pants, I saw I had played the deuce from the bottom of the deck.

by TooSick4U October 9, 2008

loose deuce

Diarrhea, liquid shit, wet fart

Thankfully my cheeks stayed together till I got to the shitter cause that loose deuce would have really made a mess in my pants.

by MERVERNATOR April 8, 2005

Deuce McAllisters

A term used to describe 26" rims on your ride.

Derived from New Orleans Saints running back Deuce McAllister, who is #26.

Dwam, peep the deuce mcallisters on that truck! You KNOW he's rollin' hard.

by omgphatbeats July 22, 2008