dickless incompetent

Someone who so ridiculously stupid, he has no clue how to use his dick during sex.

"Man, he's so dickless incompetent, he thinks a quarterback is a refund"

by dompat12 December 24, 2009

Deckers horse penis

A man with the dick the size of a small elephant, usually tries to brag, and man has yet to create a condom to fit the summer sausage.

Tony: Dude did you fuck her??

Sam: Well kinda...

Tony: What do you mean?

Sam: Well, first the X-L condom only went half way down my cock, then.. My dick was just to big to fit.

Tony: Bull shit.

Harold- man i was playin with myself and realized.. ive got a penis like decker! Deckers horse penis is huge

by afi GR October 21, 2010

Dickle Tickle

The feeling a girl gets when a guy rubs his semi-chub against her back, usually while spooning.

Dude, everytime I give her the Dickle Tickle she tries to slip it in her ass. She loves it!

by Dirty Mike and the boys July 13, 2012

Dickleburgh

You're a Dickleburgh, if you've done something publicly embarrassing but had to 'Take a photo' to send it to your friends in hope of consolation. But all they do is laugh and tell you you're a Dickleburgh.

Josh drove into the seafront wall, everyone saw, he looked like a right Dickleburgh.

by Kipling Dickleburgh June 28, 2016

dickless bitch

A bitch ass nigga with no dick just skin hahahahahahahaha Jessica steere

Holy shit Cindy your man is a dickless Bitch

by Javier aka ROBERT April 17, 2019

Dickless Disco Gremlin

A typical 9 year old boy that tries to play csgo and talk to the team, but in reality gets told to shut up and dies every round

This guy is such a dickless disco gremlin

by flareaus November 17, 2019

Dickless December

You can’t touch your dick for the whole December on 2022 2024 2026 2028 but not on 2020 2021 and I assume you gets the rest

“Dude it’s dickless December”

by Gay is just yag backwards November 23, 2019