Oh ja, you like ze Danish Pancake? Let me add a bigger schmear.
Oh yeah, fold it like a Danish Pancake.
Oh yeah, fold it like a Danish Pancake.
by fredfig March 29, 2024
by Warm danish February 09, 2016
holy mother fuck this is the best shit ever especially from sams club those things good af I salivate at the thought of cream cheese danishes, cream danishes + boba tea is the best fucking snack or meal you can eat. yummy af.
by Saevi June 17, 2023
Pretending like you have a chance against the much bigger person, and going face first into the fight, only to get stomped by him within seconds. Much like the Danes, during WW2, did against the much stronger Germany and their invasion of the country.
Boy 1: "Man I saw you go in against that bigger dude - you got absolutely slaughtered."
Boy 2: "Yeah I know, I pulled out the Danish Offense. Shouldn't have done that."
Boy 2: "Yeah I know, I pulled out the Danish Offense. Shouldn't have done that."
by fjgsteff July 20, 2019
by Actuarius81 October 13, 2021
Flop: "You have you heard of the danish tickle? it makes you sleep better"
Gallows: "Yeah i had a big one come visit me last night!"
Gallows: "Yeah i had a big one come visit me last night!"
by thedanishman69 November 04, 2020
The Danish Swing Fun act is when you, or you sexual partner rides a dildo attached to a swing, swinging back and forth giving a blowjob each time you or your sexual partner goes forward, deepthroating the cock. Then switching jobs but this time it’s the man fisting the women each time he goes forward while riding the dildo.
by SelfMadeVagina June 01, 2018