Dan
Dan by DeCoYxquicks September 13, 2022
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Dan is a 'man' who makes lots of promises and never keeps them. He makes arrangements for a 'fuck' but then makes excuses to why the 'fuck' is not happening. If you want to fuck him, you would normally have to follow him to Spain or a seedy seaside resort in England, full of crackheads, he thinks his cock is that fuckinfantastic that women should travel miles to have it slapped round their face.... but then he blows them out at the last moment.
Dans' can normally be found chatting shit on the internet, licking windows in caravan parks or masturbating in public toilets. They tend to be hypochondriacs, who like lots of sympathy and are a little bit simple, they also answer to the name 'Harvs' or 'Cunt'.
Overall Dan tends to be a let down, but you can have lots of fun taking the piss out of him, his small willy and small brain and the fact that he is a pussy
Dans' can normally be found chatting shit on the internet, licking windows in caravan parks or masturbating in public toilets. They tend to be hypochondriacs, who like lots of sympathy and are a little bit simple, they also answer to the name 'Harvs' or 'Cunt'.
Overall Dan tends to be a let down, but you can have lots of fun taking the piss out of him, his small willy and small brain and the fact that he is a pussy
'I was gonna get my dirtbox smashed last night, but the bloke 'done a Dan'
'Done a Dan' means a no show and no fucking
'Done a Dan' means a no show and no fucking
Dan by BagelSquasher September 16, 2022
Dan
A stupid nerd who has greasy hair
dan
A human with a dream (dream the youtuber) :o , known as Adolf hitler, yet he hates Germany.
He does LITTLE athletics and weight lifting, HE NEVER LIFTS WEIGHTS.
Im taller and stronger than dan, its crazy.
Dan eats a fucking lot, but surprisingly hes not fat yet? truth or lie? hmm
Dan has a cute cat that he doesnt take care of, but he feeds her 345 times/day, cute.
Dan's hamster is still alive, smh.
He does LITTLE athletics and weight lifting, HE NEVER LIFTS WEIGHTS.
Im taller and stronger than dan, its crazy.
Dan eats a fucking lot, but surprisingly hes not fat yet? truth or lie? hmm
Dan has a cute cat that he doesnt take care of, but he feeds her 345 times/day, cute.
Dan's hamster is still alive, smh.