A Matt Damon

A Matt Damon is when one of your friends either does or says something stupid this is a adopted term from the film Team America World Police in the film Matt Damon can only say his name and is shown in the film as a retard. It can be used if a friend doesnt understand a joke, says something very stupid, does something very stupid or if he is generally not very clever

I can't believe you did that' my other friend 'what did he do' 'he pulled a matt damon

by MonsterRave August 15, 2010

Johnny Damon

A major league baseball player with native american blood. He loves the land, and respects the great spirit. he has many pow-wows to celebrate his baseball victories.

Johnny Damon lives in a long-house

by blumf February 8, 2005

damo

best.
god.

the only person alive who owned 12m in cs in a 1v5 tourney

by admin January 6, 2003

Damon

a total bitch stay away from any damon’s they will leave u waiting for them while they make stupid excuses

stay away from damon he will break your heart

by kdubs42 January 17, 2020

popped a van damme

To pull a boner while dancing with a hot chick.

Jade - "You dance lamb good, do you want to come back to mine?"
Tom - "wha-oh, I've popped a Van Damme"
Jade - "idiot"

by Samthelamb February 12, 2007

Matt Damon

screen play actor in hollywood. due to his bad acting the words "Matt Damon" and to be used as a derogratery term.

"OH i pulled a Matt Damon"

"man, that movie was soooo Matt Damon"

by Nina April 18, 2005

Johnny Damon

A redsox centerfielder that oddly resembles jesus. He shall be the savior to the redsox this season.

"If the Redsox can't win this year with Jesus Christ in centerfield then they must be cursed."

by jon April 8, 2004