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Dalian

A person that lives in the suburb Oildale {of Bakersfield, CA}. The person has a lot missing teeth, couches on their porch, sleeps with their family members, and walks barefoot in a lot of places where they shouldn't.
A Dalian
by BakersfieldResidentz July 10, 2009
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dail-up

-To be or act slow
-To criticize someone for not getting something right away
My internet is dail-up

You are so dail-up!
by El Gato October 6, 2005
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Dalian

A strong-willed man, who would carry the weight of the world on his shoulders for you as long as you loved him back. Has an old soul but the energy of a 20 year old and can party with the best of them. Takes pride in himself and honors his family. Swag is on a hundred-million at all times; which is why his woman carries a blade at all times.
Ooooh girl, do you know Dalian, that big guy married to that light skinned girl...he is SEXAYYYY!
by LBDC February 4, 2010
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the daily show

one of the best "news" shows ever. John Stewart is the host. Main subjects are controversial politics and pop culture. Very witty and very entertaining. 4.95 out of 5 stars ****.++
Airs on comedy central,
Mon. thru Thurs. at 11PM/10C
by just some girl March 25, 2005
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Fuck with the Dali Lama

I'd love to go to the party tonight, but I've been really stressed lately. I need to get centered. I think I'm just gonna stay in and fuck with the Dali Lama.
by billyfrolic August 21, 2009
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dali

1. Simple word to be used in any situation, i.e. when calling a friend (preferably in a public place), as the subject of an email, when scribbling on a notepad.

Preferred use depends of the context

When written as a miscellaneous, unnecessary word in an email, use its 3l33t sp34k form, i.e d4L1.

When spoken, you should use a high-pitched town and say something like daaaaaaallliiiiiiiiii. Needs to be long as the most common use of it is to sound annoying (only towards one chosen person, who actually does not need to be present to use the word).

Better results are usually obtained when the word is used repeatedly by a group of people.

2. A question to which the answer should immediately be a fag.

3. A fag.
A: I'm sorry for not coming last night.
B: You're such a d4Li...
A: Haven't you had enough of saying that?
B: What, dali ? You're such a fag for not coming anyway
A: I know. Stop saying that !
B: DDDDAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
by sideral September 12, 2005
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the daily show

a truly awsome show. I agree with what everyone else has posted on this, cept for this guy. I just had to say this lol...

"Some people, also known as "major contributors to the downfall of America", actually use it as their only source of news. No, you stupid faggots, it is not the only reliable news source, because it is on fucking Comedy Central. Jesus Christ, even Jon Stewart knows this."

"its limp-wristed commie fanboys should all be kicked in the nuts"

I guess us fans are now communists, and homosexuals. What next? terrorists!? Better yet, "major contributors to the downfall of America" Dude, if ANYONE is contributing to the 'downfall of America', its you.

The only thing that could top off this post was his name: o_rly_factor

Of COURSE the guy who puts down a good quality show and its fans, loves a show where the host is an arrogant asshole who doesnt know anything about hosting a good intellectual debate, but only badgering the guests that disagree with him.
"Even great things like The Daily Show can be ruined by morons." YEAH, BY MORONS LIKE YOURSELF!
by mitchapalooza October 11, 2005
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