Jacques Cousteau

The act of muff diving. Named after the famous diver, Jacques Cousteau.

I went all Jacques Cousteau on her when we hooked up last night.

by ktrain11 November 14, 2009

SHOCK Cousteau

Guy is doing a girl in a pool while standing up in the shallow end, she's facing him with her legs wrapped around him. The guy starts to whistle the National Geographic themesong. Then the guy rams both thumbs into her mouth and forces her mouth open as wide as possible while grabbing her face with his palms. As she tries to recoil, he pulls out his wang and blow his load in the water giving the appearance of a white jellyfish swimming innocently. He then takes her face, as he still has a firm grasp, and forces her face into the water to engulf the white jellyfish. He then finishes whistling the National Geographic theme, if he can stop laughing long enough.

I was banging the ho in the pool and she told me it was the way her old boyfriend did it. So I got pissed and gave her the SHOCK Cousteau. I thought that beotch was gonna drown. It was f*ckin hilarious!........That Bitch!

by feelingvindicated September 1, 2011

first cousin

Your uncle/aunts first child

Hey I'm closer to her than u that's my first cousin

by Slay sway December 26, 2016

cousin

another way of saying mate

what's happening cousin?

by rock November 27, 2004

cousin fuckers

Dirty ugly poor people who fuck their cousins

Karen and kens moms are sisters and they are fucking,so they are cousin fuckers

by arccher November 16, 2010

cousband

A cousin who is also your husband.

Clara met her cousband at a NASCAR race.

by MistressDonnaoftheDark June 25, 2010

cousinne

female cousin, close female friend

See ya later, cousinne.
This my cousinne, Tina.

by Brioni September 8, 2010