Cucumbering

When a man rests each ball on each eye of a girl, like a cucumber slice
She said her eyes hurt after we tried cucumbering.
by LargeLoad22 April 04, 2018
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Cucumbering

When you're talking with someone and suddenly the conversation turns extremely dry and you lose all interest in them.
I went on a date with this guy and everything went well until he started cucumbering me.
by The cucumber September 22, 2020
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Muddled cucumber

Results when you take a large penis in your mouth and it ends up smushed
Muddled cucumbers make for bad date nights
by LilT666 February 11, 2022
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Mexican Cucumber Biscuit

A sexual act in which the male partner uses a strap on cucumber and places it between the woman's "biscuit." He then proceeds to take it out with the woman's jizz on it and feeds it to her in a forceful manner.
What did you do last night?
I gave my girl the Mexican Cucumber Biscuit.
by bigrichardcockisgay February 08, 2019
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as crucial as cucumbers

Unless your making pickles, cucumbers are not crucial so this is a saying when you declare something as not necessary.
As Mary was getting ready for her job interview, she realized that she had neglected to brush up on her Spanish. As this job required no language other than French, she calmed herself and realized her concerns were as crucial as cucumbers.
by von groovy August 09, 2024
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Cucumber love

The act of making love to yourself using only a foot long cucumber
by Who-bob-what-penis July 15, 2018
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cucumber face

When someone endures a high level of suffering and their face appears as if they are having a large cucumber inserted into their anus
Did you see that guys cucumber face while he was doing planks?
by Wannabe BC February 26, 2016
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