A media buzzword to refer to speculative bubbles in energy markets, usually oil. Caused by artificial distortions in the market introduced by OPEC manipulating the market, and excessive restrictions on drilling. Not a real crisis.
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Person 2: He'll be fine, he's just having an autistential crisis.
Person 2: He'll be fine, he's just having an autistential crisis.
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On March 13th 2019, Instagram got a little cranky. For some users, posting was impossible; for some, it couldn't load at all; and for those who deleted and reinstalled the app, found themselves stuck in the login screen.
"Dude, can you get into your DM's yet?"
"No, what about you? Able to login yet?"
"No, it just says 'There is an unusual error.'"
"Dang Instagram better fix this March 13 crisis!"
"No, what about you? Able to login yet?"
"No, it just says 'There is an unusual error.'"
"Dang Instagram better fix this March 13 crisis!"
by Percy Jackson fan101 March 14, 2019
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Get the Casual Identity crisis mug.A critical condition where black men are addicted to white women because they feel as if dating white women makes them superior. It's an inferiority complex that lies within their subconscious mind due to propaganda that is designed to make the black men view himself as less.
"I don't date black women, they're too ghetto. White girls are where it's at."
"You my friend have got the snow bunny crisis"
"You my friend have got the snow bunny crisis"
by Black internet dude February 6, 2022
Get the Snow bunny crisis mug.A term used by alt-right goons, conspiraloons and online trolls to describe a victim of a mass shooting, thereby casting aspersions on the legitimacy of their accounts of the event. The claim being made is that the 'victim' is in fact an actor in some bigger conspiracy.
"That kid on TV was never at that school. She was a crisis actor, coached by the FBI to attack the 2nd amendment and Trump."
"Only a soulless braindead nazi troll would call a victim of a school shooting a crisis actor."
"Only a soulless braindead nazi troll would call a victim of a school shooting a crisis actor."
by Dr Buckles February 21, 2018
Get the crisis actor mug.noun. during intercourse or other sexual acts, the failure to keep the penis erect. Commonly referred to as Erectile Disfunction (ED) and treated using Viagra, Levitra, Cialis, etc.
Man, we were having the best sex ever last night but then I had a Cuban Missile Crisis even Kennedy couldn't fix.
by nuttedhard March 17, 2009
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