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The gents toilets at a Little Mix concert, wherein overexcited dads can have a crafty hand shandy while their daughters enjoy the more innocent pleasures of the music.
"My word, those outfits are rather revealing. You stay here and enjoy yourself love, while your old dad goes to the shandy bar for a few minutes."
by Dr Buckles November 30, 2017
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A term used by alt-right goons, conspiraloons and online trolls to describe a victim of a mass shooting, thereby casting aspersions on the legitimacy of their accounts of the event. The claim being made is that the 'victim' is in fact an actor in some bigger conspiracy.
"That kid on TV was never at that school. She was a crisis actor, coached by the FBI to attack the 2nd amendment and Trump."
"Only a soulless braindead nazi troll would call a victim of a school shooting a crisis actor."
by Dr Buckles February 21, 2018
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