Croaked 

Yep he’s dead

*guy dies in movie*
Hayleigh: where did *guy* go????
Maddie: He croaked

Croaked by koilee November 10, 2021

Slow cooked Clam chowder 

Before heading to the bed for time with your women, you make the conscious decision to take a spoon up with.. proceed with intercourse.. When you slam a fat load deep in to your female friends axe wound, instead of her heading to the bathroom she just falls asleep like in the movies, allowing your semen to really mature in flavour and texture over night. Next morning wake her up with a spoonful of freshly cooked Clam chowder for her to taste, if the flavour is strong and the texture is lumpy jobs a gooden it's time to collect the rest in Tupperware and let your friends and colleagues enjoy some at work. After all, sharing is caring

Tom: what you up to tonight?

James: Think I'm gonna make me some slow cooked Clam chowder!

Tom: ooooo my man ! Make sure you bring some in for the boys tomorow

James: there's gonna be loads to go round mate, I been blue balling for 2 weeks !

Tom: you always know how make it the way I like dude.

Slow cooked Clam chowder by Hornyharts February 1, 2020

couch cooked

When someone takes amphetamines and makes the mistake of sitting down for too long. They have now become one of the couch and there usually is no return.
The feeling is usually rather bliss but also very annoying to the people they were with who did not get stuck and just wanna get down and boogie

Person 1: Oi lets go dance

Couch cooker: Nah man, just another ciggie plus this couch feels good.

Person 1: Bro, get up or you're going to get couch cooked.

couch cooked by confusedalien August 4, 2020

Chris Cringle Cooked

When you get so fried off the ganja weed that you age 45 years and become the man whom delivers the presents to the children. You grow a beard of kush and fly away off a cloud off cannabis gas.

I got so chris cringle cooked last night that when I woke up, I had a full white beard and had to shave it off!

Chris Cringle Cooked by Kloppersfloppers April 1, 2019

are you cooked? 

Cooked is a term for someone to politely refer to a Junkie who has lost all self control, they are usually the ones caught on video getting a fight over traffic, in shopping centres walking around not buying anything, picking up cigarette butts on the street, walking around in a T Shirt and Shorts in Winter, many more traits.
It used to refer to pot smokers being stoned but now its more the Ice/Meth/Shabu users who are just lost in their habit

Cooked Dude: Drives over a foot path, down the curb and around the corner crashes in to a power pole in middle of the day.
Bystander: What the F is wrong with you, are you cooked bro?
Cooked Dude: Ohhh errrr, ummmm yeah, ahhhhh

Are you cooked? is more rhetorical and derogatory in nature implying that someone is a mess, and their life is consumed in drugs.

are you cooked? by Sonnyhood November 4, 2020

Cooked

Cooked; Adjective: A word used to describe severe, ruthless or excessive punishment; Or
it can also be used to describe an individual who is suffering greatly while exercising.

Sam: "Did you see how ISIS cut those peoples' heads off?!"
Buck: "Yea they're Savages. I'm telling you they're gonna get cooked by God when they get to Hell."
Exercise Example:
Sam: "Dude, Jeremy got cooked when we were running up that hill."
Buck: "Yeah cuz that hill is Jerry Rice status. "

Cooked by cortez7 October 13, 2016

slow-cooked corn chili 

It's when you take a shit and find whole bits of corn staring back at you. An especially chuncky turd filled with corn -- in theory, slow-cooked XXX chili could be replaced where XXX = peanuts, twizzlers, peas, etc.

After drinking 13 PBR's, I tried pushing a fart out but instead got a load of slow-cooked corn chili in my underwear.

slow-cooked corn chili by donkeykongdick January 9, 2008