Used as an alternative for "jokeman" or "dickhead" in a jokey way amongst friends in the UK.
This Jason guy took the rest of my drink, what a crook
by steppaz April 8, 2021
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When talking about a girl a crooked seven equals a one.
"Honey you think my friend is pretty?" "Yeah she's a crooked seven."
by MoPetes17 March 22, 2018
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When you're not gay but not straight. So you're bi or something like that idk. So someone calls you crooked in front of someone that doesn't know your sexuality. (btw I'm crooked too:)
Sister: Yo you crooked bitch!
Me: yo!
Mom: What's crooked?
by crooked.frog February 23, 2021
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A social media online content created who is predator scammer who runs a Ponzi scheme and scams and cyber bullying and harassing Black Women online and has a habit of doxxing Black Women when the truth put out there about his criminal behavior who has multiple lawsuits and F rating on the BBB and failed multiple health inspections. He also plagiarize Food Network recipes into a cookbook that he sold. Check out the hashtag on Twitter #dariuscrooks. All the evidence is there.
by SexyBae 1920 August 31, 2022
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daniel: "dab"

max: "no that's too straight"

daniel: "o, you're right..crooked dab"
by praisemeimgaysus July 1, 2018
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