nook the crook

A character in the animal crossing game series who is known for being financially greedy. He is a raccoon that charges high prices for housing.

Man my bank is worse than nook the crook!

by Clover172 January 12, 2024

crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016

crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016

crooked clarinet

A crooked clarinet is an affectionate term for a crooked dick.

Please give me some of that sweet, sweet crooked clarinet! Ahhh! Ohhh! Yassss!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Crook & Marker

What hard seltzers drink when no one’s watching. An organic cocktail brand that doesn’t play by the rules –– putting bold flavor without sugar where it belongs… in your mouth.

“I’m sick of boring, flavorless hard seltzers. Give mommy a Crook & Marker” – everyone.

by Flavor4Dayz November 24, 2021

crook

a crook is the same thing as a dirty chink. think about, slanted eyed, straight fucking crook.

omg look at that crook over there tryna kill the rabbit for some din din.

by Shane Hicks July 9, 2025

crooked money

Unclean and process clean paper that's dirty which comes currency in paper form is government and banknotes broken down from metal currency.

Whats good with tha collards greens oh bro i got a pocket full of crooked money

by CrookedMoneyEntainment December 31, 2016