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Congorilla

A man that’s so unattractive and think he’s handsome and head so big it look like it wear a size 3t. Who also looks just like Caesar off planet of the apes. A mix between a gorilla and man.
Look at that Congorilla, he thinks everyone wants a him.
by Tutti13 January 12, 2024
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Crocgo

A creature that is half crocodile and half flamingo, that has a long neck, sharp teeth, and wings. It is native to the swampy marshlands of Cocoram, south of QLD. It is a carnivore, and preys on native Australian animals.
"Today, I saw a crocgo in the swamp hunting for food."
"CRIKEY! That crocgo just ate that whole roo in one gulp!"
by Choice the best April 12, 2024
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Congolese dry-beating

A masturbation act.

To Congolese dry beat:- First, open up some gay porn pictures of black men twerking. Then rub iron filings all across your wiener and nuts, and proceed to jerk off. Continue pouring iron filings all across your dick, till you start bleeding. The iron infuses into your dick blood, forming tons of hemoglobin crap, causing more oxygen supply in your wee wee. Continue rubbing till the foreskin tears off and you start bleeding, and then pour tons of salt crystals over the injuries to amplify the pain and build muscle strength in your wiener. This will cause your foreskin to grow up.

Repeat for 10-20 times a day to boost T Levels
Skibidigyattsigma420: Wassup my fellow sigma rizzlers, wait, why isn't Joshua online, chat?

Balkanmuntmaxxer69000: He was Congolese dry-beating yesterday, he says he needs a day off to revive, so that he can try out soviet-jelqing.
by ACNHVillagersfatcock November 29, 2024
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Congo Creamer

When you murder the last remaining northern white rhinoceros in existence, cut off its horn, strap it to your body, and violate the nearest starving African in their mud hut.
Hey Martha! I just got back from my trip to Africa. We got wasted one night and pulled a Congo Creamer.
by BerryMckockiner December 15, 2024
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Congo Bongo

A Congo Bongo is a eastern Canadian slang word used to define bald African dudes who are in mining engineering.
Bro look at my roommate Dee, him and his receding hairline, hes a complete Congo Bongo
by CanadianUnislangscholar January 9, 2025
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Cronkot

The type of person who struggles to find a partner. Likely to spend a lot of their time gooning
His girlfriend left him and he went straight onto twitter? He’s definitely a cronkot
by ShutupKwabs June 14, 2025
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Congo-a-bongo

“Congo-a-bongo” Meaning to lick or fondle the breasts of a woman, this phrase is used in some ways to censor the actually meaning so no kiddies know what you mean
Can I Congo-a-Bongo?”

Lets Congo-a-Bongo!”
by Jinsayng-tamarack July 5, 2025
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