Croatian Heartbeat

The sound the formation of dry ice makes in the chest cavity of a Croatian person. Dry ice replaces the standard human heart if you are of Croatian descent.

Doctor - "My God, you have the strangest heartbeat I've ever heard!"
Patient - "No, I'm just Croatian. What you're hearing is actually a standard Croatian heartbeat."

by forcedfeedback March 12, 2011

croatian

A guy serving your lunch.

A: "Where has that croatian waiter gone? I'm starving."

B: He's probably in the kitchen watching football and spitting in your lunch.

by yass February 25, 2008

Corgasm

Better known as cory arthmatic one.

Cory gave me a corgasm.

by Narcofcisco December 28, 2005

Croatian cannonball

When a woman farts during anal sex simutaniously with the man's ejaculation

"hey, that was one big load. Thanks for the croatian cannonball"

by Billy Hitler July 26, 2007

Croatian Crock Pot

When you shit in a chick's pussy and sew it up overnight. The next day, you open it up and fuck it with pleasure.

Steve: Hey douchebag, i gave my chick a croatian crock pot last night.

Rick: Ahh shit man, i'm so jealous.

Steve: Yeah, it was delightful

by Hubbapalooza April 22, 2010

Chogan

An uncircumcised penis that is wider than it is tall. A combination of the words chode and wagon.

The woman was unwillinging to have sex with the fat Mexican man due to his disgusting chogan that smelled terrible and couldn't fit in her pussy.

by wefhdhdhd July 7, 2009

Croatian Cock Wedge

A fetish linked with people who like to have their cock fingered. People with this fetish usually have multiple std-s and sometimes a ruptured penis.

Person 1: Anybody want's to help me with the Croatian Cock Wedge?

Person 2: *Prepares stake and torch.*

by #GazdA# December 27, 2020