carpet croaker

Hairy stanky pussy. A pussy that looks like the lawn of a 2 month old for-closed home. Pussy has the briny taste of fish, example a croaker.

Justin: Yo, hooked up with Susan last night.
Cooper: Dam bro how was it?
Justin: She was good but her pussy was so hairy and salty.

Cooper: Fuck man she sounds like a real carpet croaker.

by SmellingSalts69 October 2, 2022

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crooked burglar

under the leg, reverse grip masterbation manuver.

I walked in on my roomate and he was doing the "CROOKED BURGLAR"

by justinjacob October 23, 2008

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Crocken

Bitchy Teacher, usually one who talks softly and annoyinly and smiles way to much, and undertone bitch that no one likes

Desirae: "God i hate this teacher she is way to "nice"".
Cody: "Ya she is such a Crocken"

by Jeasussson February 4, 2010

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When going to acquire alcohol, you inexplicably end up on the roof of the high school you previously attended. You will most likely get spotted by a security guard, but he will laugh about it without scolding you the next day. Almost always done with one purchaser of legal age and at least one underage provider of cash.

18 year old-"Hey! What are we doing on the roof of my high school?!"

21 year old-"It's a Crockett Beer Run!"

by SkizzyMcGi January 17, 2010

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Crooked Window House

There are a total amount of people for happiness win totality. This crooked window house is not a number of people but a place of gathering for happy win.

I am happy meeting in crooked window house.

by George Richards May 27, 2011

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