Crotching

An indiscriminate sexual act varying from holding hands to full intercourse.

Simon: "what happened with you and Tina last night"
Jared: "gave her a good crotching didn't I"
Simon: "niceeeeee"

by Simoncrotchedtina June 10, 2018

Crunching one off

A much better way of saying taking a shit or pooping

So there I was in the woods, crunching one off, when I see the biggest fucking black bear ever to exist...

by Wiserthantoast June 14, 2018

Creeking

When a person gives another person a blow job (oral sex) but specifically under a bridge out in the countryside.

Michael: Hey Jerry guess what I did today?
Jerry: What?
Michael: Me and my girl met up and went creeking!
Jerry: Well that must of been really uncomfortable.
Michael: It was awesome though dude you should try it! And it’s very wet and rocky!

by AuntieJulieMama66 March 10, 2020

Cheechin’

To cheech is to completely chill out

“hey man wys?”
“nahnah nuttin man just cheechin’ innit”

by punaniprincess May 22, 2020

Crunching

The act of putting cornflakes inside your foreskin and having a wank, then eat the now mixed cereal out of your foreskin. This is exclusive for europeans.

guy 1: Yo, you crunching later?
guy 2: of course bro! Its soooo good

by Jobama The Cumlord September 4, 2020

Creachin

A person of nightmare backwoodery fucked up looking ham sandwich ass people on the prowl for normal activities

We saw ms frizzle creachin at Walmart

by Big daddy purp October 17, 2020

Creeking

Just some browns mills fucks having a good time.

Yo, you creeking this weekend?

by Creeksquad January 18, 2021