Oatmeal Creampie

When you’re eating oatmeal and some falls onto your crotch region, essentially creampieing the person.

“Jessica got oatmeal creampied this morning in the cafeteria.”

by Kazaam with Shaquille O’Neal June 11, 2018

Peppermint Creampie

When you cum in, and shove a candy cane up someones ass, before tossing their salad like Santa Claus eats cookies on Christmas Eve.

Bro Last night I gave my girlfriend a Peppermint Creampie, and my breath was fresh for hours.

by BottoBottoSookSook October 29, 2021

Sasquatch creampie

When your girlfriend doesn’t shave her asshole so you creampie her then make her fart which resembles a Sasquatch yelling

My girlfriend didn’t shave last week so I gave her a Sasquatch creampie

by Caulknballs November 25, 2024

National Creampie your homie day

April 18th is National creampie your homie day, a day when you can cum in your homies ass without it being gay.

“Dude why are you whipping your dick out”

“Bro it’s national creampie your homie day”

“Alright, go grab some lube”

by homiefucker December 11, 2023

avocado creampie

stuffing semen and guacamole in to vagina

scotty is going to get a messy avocado creampie from those boy scouts

by ooobbie October 5, 2019

Dorsey Creampie

When a man fills his anus with beard butter, then expresses it on another man’s face while eating a hot sandwich.

I went to the city for a conference and all I got was a Dorsey Creampie.

by Jack Dorsey 2 March 12, 2022

Boston Creampie

When a man fills a woman’s vagina with clam chowder.

Tommy stuffed my pink harbah full of clam chowdah last night. He gave me the warmest Boston creampie evah.

by Userjaymes June 3, 2019