An institution created to subtlety further improvish and imprison the poor.
In the American court system you pay for a defense of listen to a public pretender that tries to get you to take a deal. If you can hire a lawyer to represent you won't your being present this is the preferred method. Legal controversy is hippocratic so it just comes down to who has the most money or if you can beat the DA's budget.
In the American court system you pay for a defense of listen to a public pretender that tries to get you to take a deal. If you can hire a lawyer to represent you won't your being present this is the preferred method. Legal controversy is hippocratic so it just comes down to who has the most money or if you can beat the DA's budget.
I dont have enough money to live in America, the courts there have OJ Simpson going free and a homeless dude doing 6 months for j-walking.
by WGstyles July 28, 2023
Get the Courtmug. Not the place to be. (Unless you're one of Hannah's bitches or love the smell of rotting fish e.g. Gary's cooking).
by Alan January 19, 2004
Get the Solsbury Court C4mug. Madd is contractually committing agist rape the use graduated licensing to extort agist rape using Nazi oppression threw provincial government court
by Cody5050 January 25, 2022
Get the Provincial government courtmug. Is the final court of appeal of the UK and replaced the Law Lords. Due to parliamentary sovereignty cannot overturn primary legislation, but can overturn secondary legislation, if it is found to be ultra vires (illegal). Created by the outgoing Labour Government in Oct 2009 with the express mandate of making the life of all subsequent Tory Governments an absolute nightmare. The only qualification required of the appointed 12 judges is that they be complete and utter wankers.
Appellant A: Do you know which of those Supreme Court judges are sitting on our case.
Appellant B: No, and I wouldn't raise your hopes to high, I'm told they don't know their arses from their elbows.
Appellant A: I guess they'll just lean on their elbows!
Appellant B: No, and I wouldn't raise your hopes to high, I'm told they don't know their arses from their elbows.
Appellant A: I guess they'll just lean on their elbows!
by Old Runner November 17, 2023
Get the Supreme Courtmug. by camptaconic August 17, 2023
Get the Court 12mug. by spen53 May 14, 2018
Get the courting kindmug. Seeing as how so many overly-indulgent parents carelessly give their bratty/thoughtless children BB-guns without ensuring dat said pint-sized aspiring marksmen would be capable/willing to handle said dangerous devices responsibly, da dockets of any local apellet courts are probably crammed to da gills most of da time with lawsuits regarding shot-out windows, dented mailboxes, etc.
by QuacksO March 27, 2020
Get the apellet courtmug.