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Coachella Hoes

Those basic as shit indie kids who show up at coachella to get high, avoid showering, and appropriate other peoples religions and cultures. Often white girls.
Person A: Why is that white girl wearing a bindi?? And is that a feathered headdress?? Isn't that kind of racist???

Person B: I don't know man, she's probably one of those Coachella Hoes. They pull that kind of shit all the time.

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Coachella Hoe: *wears bindi*

Actual Hindu Person: Could you not do that please? The bindi is a very sacred and important part of my religion, and you wearing it as a fashion statement invalidates my beliefs.

Coachella Hoe: But it's so cuTE! I LOVE IT! EXOTIC! LETS INSTAGRAM THIS MOMENT!
by Our Love Is God April 14, 2015
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to catch a predator

A great/awesome show on t.v. that shows teenagers and people what people, a lot of them, on chatrooms looks like. Doctors, teachers, miltary people, all alike, get arrested because they can't keep their sexual fantaises inside their minds.

What they do is have PJ- Perverted Justice, come online into chatrooms such as AOL and Yahoo and pretend they are teenaged boys and girls that are sexually curious about sex and that are willing to have sex with these full grown-adults. The predators drive to the house that has hidden cameras set up everywhere and the police from the town/city waiting next door in a different house or outside so that when they try to run away or walk outta the house they are arrested right away.

Some of these people had it going for them, like the teachers and miltary people, but blew it because they wanted to have sex with someone who claimed to be underage.

Also, Chris Hansen rocks. And he's very intelligent.
hollisterrawksmysoxzzz: yea will you teach me how to do that?
Hornymale21: sure baby, then maybe afterwards I can teach you new tricks you can peform on me, you'll like it hehe.
Hornymale21: what if youre a cop or a adult from to catch a predator?
hollisterrawksmysoxzzz: dont worry baby i'm not. i'm really 13..
by Laksdkdk December 11, 2007
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catch 22

A no-win dilemma or paradox, similar to damned if I do, damned if I don't.
A situation or predicament characterized by absurdity or senselessness.
by you think? March 19, 2005
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Coach Z

"I guess I'm just not cut out to say the word 'Jorb':("
by Danny Peterson January 9, 2004
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catch a crab

While rowing, "catching a crab" means to put one's oar in the water at the wrong time which results in the oar flipping parallel to the boat. When an oar goes from perpindicular (good) to parallel (bad) a rower must pull the oar in and over their head.

This can be difficult to fix as the boat moves.
Kate: I was rowing Port seat 6 yesterday when I totally caught a crab. It was horrible.
Ben: I remember! I was in 5 seat so I stopped to help you get your oar in order.
Kate: Thanks. It was intense. I hope I don't catch a crab at next Saturday's regatta!
by cannelle January 4, 2008
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catchfart

A lackey, a particularly submissive subordinate willing to follow so closely behind one's superior as to position themselves in range of breaking wind.
An article appearing in the NY Times does not carry the same weight as that article being discussed by a Secretary of State and her henchmen and catchfarts.
by Optiongeek September 7, 2016
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what a catch donnie

the saddest song in existence
Me: *what a catch donnie comes on* ERMAGAWD NO!
by thnksfrptrck July 6, 2015
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