A security guard in a private property, such as an office building, mall, hospital, hotel, museum, store, etc. As soon as they greet you, they sometimes say, "Can I help you?"
I got thrown out of the Tucson Mall for a day by mall cops for filming the elevators there because they thought of it as suspicious activity.
by GageTheDictionaryGeek October 5, 2020
Get the Mall Copmug. by Timothy Dancey August 7, 2004
Get the cop a feelmug. by Danny 2011 August 14, 2011
Get the top copmug. A person that informs the police about anything they can while having no shame and useless without the cops
sam: the other day I was smoking some medical marijuana and this cop bitch totally calls 911 to arrest me. mike: man I wish I knew who that was so I could beat the shit out of who ever did that, what a cop bitch
by 30025 May 18, 2016
Get the Cop bitchmug. When a shallow narcissistic person wants revenge really badly and the local cops won't do anything. They then go cop shopping from district to district until they can file false charges and police reports. Usually practicing their lies from cop to cop as they go district to district around the area they actually live in.
Carol Baskin couldn't get any Tampa judges to do anything about The Tiger King, so she went cop shopping around Florida until she found a judge that would help her sue him.
by CopShoppin March 30, 2023
Get the Cop Shoppingmug. Question: "Dude, did you just eat a mini cupcake? I thought you weren't doing carbs this week?"
Response: "Geez, do you have to be such a carb cop?"
Response: "Geez, do you have to be such a carb cop?"
by kbythec June 6, 2011
Get the Carb Copmug. To masturbate or beat off
Alex: Its 2 o'clock in the morning im so bored and i dont know what to do..
Me: cop a beat
Alex: What does that mean
Me: look at some porn and start rubbin
Me: cop a beat
Alex: What does that mean
Me: look at some porn and start rubbin
by masterdoyle August 18, 2011
Get the cop a beatmug.