Friend Consolidation

The act of taking a prearranged hang-out time with one or more friends, and folding / inviting more, previously unmentioned and usually unnaproved friends to come along. Typically this is done because the "friend consolidator" has found somebody they find more interesting to go to the same event with but don't want to break plans and be an @ss, or because they are flakey and forgot the original plans in the first place.

Person1: "Hi, this is my new and far more interesting friend, hope you don't mind if he/she tags along to your Birthday Party!"
Person2: "Of course i mind! What a shameless act of Friend Consolidation! :("

by PJRandDGH August 16, 2008

Fecal Consolidation

The act of getting ones shit together.

If josh doesnt perform a little fecal consolidation hes never going to amount to anything.

by sticks156 July 25, 2010

Loss of Consortium

legal phrase referring to the damages from the lost comfort of a loved one, usually sex.

After Jeff lost his wife in a plane crash he sued Delta for negligence and demanded a million for loss of consortium.

by Quinn Emanuel September 26, 2008

condoflage

To try to cover up the purchasing of condoms at the supermarket by filling up the cart to the gunwales.

I tried to condoflage the week's ration of Trojans last night but the clerk blew it when she called for a price check on Trojans XL over the pa system!

by Attika-Elvis October 7, 2009

censorship

An admission that you have lost an argument or debate.

She knew i had the upperhand in the debate, so she resorted to censorship

by tory borty December 26, 2012

Concord high

gay school full of teenagers who think theyre top shit. they normally compare themselves to rosebank kids. There are a lot of boys who try to be eshays but end up getting rolled by Leichardt kids.

Oh not those gayass concord high kids

by sydneyfucker September 1, 2019

Kitty Condo

another name for vagina

That player rammed his cock into my kitty condo.

by jamesboob May 8, 2010