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Confused Zak

The art of not having a fucking clue where your father is.
the poor child was really a confused Zak
by confused.cum December 22, 2024
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Confused dickshit

When you put your male genital inside of the butthole of a female with male body parts that’s thinks their a zebra
Last night was so confusing I almost confused dickshit
by LightAttack January 17, 2025
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Confusebait

The act of intentionally confusing someone, similar to "ragebait". Typically done online.
I confusebaited an entire server yesterday!
by Tank_Nature March 24, 2025
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Confusmerse

con-fuzz-mers

(noun)
The dizzying feeling of being deeply immersed in a whirlpool of confusing emotions or thoughts, where uncertainty and fascination mix.
“I felt totally confusmerse after that conversationexcited but couldn’t make sense of it all.”
by Sakurakage August 22, 2025
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Chronologically Confused

What happens to people when they get frustrated and confused by bad sequel titles for a series of movies, video games etc.

The person who is affected by this will question the decisions by the companies which named the films what they did, often in an angry way. This condition can manifest in big fans of the series who are used to the numbering of their series or people who are just a bit obsessive about the ordering of items.
Joe: Hey James, what's up?
James: I can't believe what they named the new film in my favourite series, I was so used to the crisp clean ordering of the films in the franchise and now that they've just dumped this horrible title out... I'm just pissed off at them now!
Joe: What's the problem by this exactly?
James: What's the problem? WHAT'S THE PROBLEM!? The problem is that they've tarnished my favourite series of movies! Just look at these names!
Halloween
Halloween II
Halloween III Season of the Witch
Halloween 4 The Return of Michael Myers

Halloween 5 The Revenge of Michael Myers

Halloween The curse of Michael Myers
Halloween H20
Halloween Resurrection
Joe: Ouch, that sucks.
James: I know right? I have every right to be chronologically confused at this shit! Why didn't they keep numbering them? WHERE DID THE FUCKING NUMBERS GO?
by Cazaam September 28, 2014
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multi confused

When you are confused about multiple things
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a confused het

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