commit not die

telling someone to not die because you romantically love them so much.

PLEASE COMMIT NOT DIE!

by unteched March 20, 2021

commital

Commital is a word to describe how obligational something is.

“The meeting wasn’t as commital as I thought it would be.”

by Bettyy May 19, 2021

committed slam

Committed slam is a fuck buddy that only fucks you and buys you chipotle (and let's you get guac). Committed slams are not allowed to contact eachother before 7 pm. Communication is trickly fuck-based

We aren't dating. He's more of a committed slam.

by CommittedSlam October 28, 2015

Go Commit Die

Phrase. A term used to tell someone to kill themselves in a joking manner. But some weebs think suicide jokes aren't funny. Originated from a Roblox meme.

You're a weeb john. GO COMMIT DIE

by Dr.Segway May 30, 2018

<.0.6.7.6.0>I, Angel JOse RObles May Commit THe atrocity<.7.9.7.6.>

<.0.6.7.6.0>I, Angel JOse RObles May Commit THe atrocity<.7.9.7.6.>

<.0.6.7.6.0>I, Angel JOse RObles May Commit THe atrocity<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

Committing Evil for Evils Sake

Got to keep Molech entertained.

Committing Evil for Evils Sake - the Satanic way

by WorseThanHitler November 4, 2020

commitment

Central Cee once said: I got commitment issues

I got commitment issues 🐴🐴 if ykyk

by premingerisdaddy March 23, 2021