Coffee talk

Things not important enough for a biography, yet too important for text.

Let’s save that for coffee talk

by Realcoffeetalk June 24, 2018

coffee destroyer

if there is a coffee maker, it means there is a coffee destoryer. but only in legends is it said to exist

I HAVE FOUND THE LEGEND OF THE COFFEE DESTROYER!

by rubythecatgirl October 3, 2018

bank coffee

Bad tasting, shitty complementary coffee such as that set out all day for customers at a bank. It often tastes burnt if sitting in a pot or tastes weak or acidic if served from a thermos dispenser. Occasionally somebody will help themselves to a cup, but nobody really enjoys it. Often served in small white styrofoam cups with a large canister of powdered creamer nearby.

“Is there a place to get coffee here?”
“Nah, all they serve here is shitty bank coffee.”

by Dav1d VB May 29, 2018

Coffee Huffer

Someone that refuses to drink coffee but annoyingly insists the love the smell.

Barista: Hi welcome! May I take your order?

Customer: Oh I don’t drink coffee! I just come for the smell, it’s wonderful!

Barista: Get out of here you Coffee Huffer swine!

by Tatrsos aka dank meme lord May 18, 2018

Butt Coffee

When you take a shit and it comes out almost entirely liquid except for sharp parts that have a texture similar to coffee grounds.

Marge: Homer, you look terrible! What happened?
Homer: I had butt coffee.
Marge: Eww...

by KalloFox34 May 10, 2019

coffee or something

A subtle way to lure a guy to come over to your place, initially as just a "friend", so that it can lead to an opportunity of getting intimate with him while coffee is brewing in the background. Caffeine is good for male sex drive and is ideal for getting him into the mood.

Girl: Hey I'm bored. Wanna come over to my place for coffee or something?
Guy: Sure buddy! I'll be there soon.

by GudBuddy September 17, 2017

coffee addict

Someone who drinks coffe on a daily to semi-daily basis. To the point where they only like their coffe black. They are always seen wit a coffee mug and coffee is incorporated into every one of their conversations.

Omg stop talking about coffee, you're such a coffee addict.

by Shaniqualemon July 18, 2016