Clinedyker

-The quintessence of a douche bag.
-One who pretends to penetrate his penis into a female vaginal canal.
-One who is horny and never gets any ass.
-Someone who walks around thinking that they are the shit and pops their collar, and struts with an insociable swagger.

1. Yo, Chad is such a clinedyker.
2. Brad used to be really cool, but after he got circumcised he has been a total clinedyke.
3. Yo, that new German kid is such a clindyker.

by District Champs March 1, 2009

Clong

Chlamydia ridden dong aka man whore

“Wouldn’t go bear him hun, he’s such a clong”

by Mansnotclong January 19, 2018

clong

The hybrid penis/clitoris found on sexually maldeveloped females. Derived from clit/schlong. See also mung.

"Did you see the size of that hermaphro's clong?"
"Yeah dude, that whores totally getting a mungin'"

by Ryan Gardner October 6, 2004

Clonemy

Clone + Enemy. A hater that still realizes that deep down, your all kinds of awesome (which is why they hate you), but they decide to copy everything you do and still hate you at the same time.

I wore this awesome and really unique shirt (nobody else at the time had it) to the club last week, but Mike was there (a hater). He talks crap about me all the time. Next week I went, Mike was wearing the same shirt. He's such a Clonemy

by Headcircus December 3, 2010

cloner boner

The act of recreating the same boner from looking at the same pornagraphic sources

I only had a magazine so for a week I had to have a cloner boner

by Philbeick17 September 22, 2013

cloneclasher

A scammer, usually a cunt. Typically applied to indian callcenter employees, however, can be used as a general insult.

God, don't you just hate that guy? He's such a cloneclasher.

by nullpixel June 17, 2018

cloneinator

Machine that holds the power to control the universe used by professor Mike in bike theft auto 4

The cloneinator needs to be contained

by Jotroublegames November 1, 2021