ceairra

Is a woman who is top boss,QUEEN, she never rest until enough money is made, she tends to be a little crazy, never care to slap a bitch first and ask questions later ; in charge ; classy bitch; a goof ball; loves to laugh

I know I got a girl, but I need a Ceairra in my life.

by QueenCeaCea May 7, 2015

mr. chair

Mr. Chair (also known as Mr. Stol or Herr Stol in Amnesia Custom Story- Redemption ) is a chair that often appears as an oriental chair with green satin covering it, although sometimes the satin will be red or he will be entirely wooden. Generally, every chair in every game is considered "Mr. Chair," depending on whether or not PewDiePie acknowledges him. He was christened by PewDiePie in 2011, during the playthrough of Ao Oni.

Mr. Chair's birthday is on July 2 (as stated in "Slender Man Horror Game," posted July 2, 2012). He has a thick accent and will often greet PewDiePie with enthusiasm. When a jumpscare during a playthrough happens in the vicinity of Mr. Chair, said chair will apologize profusely and deny all accusations of the cause for the scare. During these wild apologies, he will attempt to shift the blame onto something else in the room (most commonly; barrels).

Mr. Chair, are you working with the barrels? MR. CHAIR HOW DARE YOU!

by 2kool4skoolnigguhs April 14, 2014

Claire Bennet

A highly attractive & pretty female cheerleader on the television show Heroes.

She has the ability to heal and is portrayed by Hayden Panettiere. Claire Bennet is known to be extremely emo, as she is shown many times trying to hurt her body, even though she can actually feel the pain. Must be the adrenaline.

In the first season, her cheerleading outfit has a Wildcat on it. Please do not confuse it with the "Wildcats" in High School Musical. She attended Union Wells High School, not that retarded lil school East High.

Men watch Heroes because they are forced to "turn on" the TV, so its fair, as they are "turned on" by Claire Bennet.

by HALF IDENTITY January 20, 2009

clairarific

Used to describe something or someone completely excellent. Derived from the name, "Claire".

I saw that band and they were so clairarific, I bought a tee shirt.

by amy March 15, 2004

Claire-n-it

When someone continually admires themselves in a mirror they are claire-n-it.

Damn Sha-nay-nay you've been claire-n-it at the mirror for 10 minutes now, you bes' back off.

by Ferdinando January 15, 2007

Chair Ass

The natural effect of the slow growth and spread of a clerical worker's physical frame, across the span of years of combining vending machine snack food with an exercise regimen that consists of little more than typing, until said physical frame is confined by the spatial limitations of the worker's desk chair. Commonly applies to programmers, secretaries, and middle management. In extreme cases, can be accompanied by a non-insignificant amount of physical exertion to free the compressed rear end from the chair.

She was really slender and athletic, before she started doing data entry 60 hours a week. But after all those late nights and candy bars, she's got a real case of Chair Ass.

by teh Steve December 15, 2005

Chairman Lmao

Any body who uses the term 'lmao' in excessive and unnecessary amounts.

"what you been up to?"
"nuthin much lmaooooooo"
"ok, Chairman Lmao"
"huh?"

by Fragmaroom July 13, 2006