Church Of Us 

The only real religion since all religions have a tid bit of truth in them but have been manipulated by humans for power and money. We look for some grand truth or deity when we are all drops of the deity that we search for. Once we already realize that we are the amazing gods and goddesses we have been searching for and love is all we needed to activate our true power. ChurchOfUs celebrates humanity and all its potential!!!!

Catholicism is a purge upon the land, when will people wake up and realize they have all the power to shape their reality. Someday the only church will be the church of us

Church Of Us by Iamwebster1307 January 23, 2022

Church of nice Bishops 

Catholics who care more about other people's feeling then souls.

Most Catholics who are in hell are from the Church of nice Bishops.

Church of nice Bishops by Shenye January 24, 2022

Church Fart 

adjective; an offensively funny person.

Do you know my cousin Cletus? Oh, you have to meet him, he’s a real church fart!

Church Fart by Panthernopanth January 30, 2022

Church Hoe 

Loyal hoes that come from church

They’re not a church hoe, they’re just a hoe from church

Church Hoe by Mickelyawner September 1, 2022

Church Butt 

Saying you have Church Butt is an easy way of explaining that your butt is sore from sitting so long, like it does when u sit at church for hours.

„I‘ve got church butt.“ or „You have church butt yet?“

Church Butt by leeleespeepee October 25, 2022

Church jumpers 

1. Families that frequently migrate to different churches

2. A notorious Manhattan gang known for ransacking churches

"Those families are such church jumpers"

"HOLY SHIT IT'S THE CHURCH JUMPERS, RUN"

Church jumpers by Nightwatch2007 November 16, 2022

church job

when you get some ass at church

guy1: dood i just got a bj
guy2: whered u get it
guy1: at church
guy2: sweet so you got a church job
Guy1: yep

church job by jobman May 17, 2007