chob

a fat blonde canadian kid

Guy 1: "What a fat canadian kid"
Guy 2: "No dude what a chob"

by mikey8914 September 18, 2010

Reverse Chode

a chode that's width is equal to its length.

Guy 1:Dude, I was at this gym and I saw a guy who had a chode in the showers.
Guy 2:Dude, I saw a guy that same gym in the showers who had a reverse chode.
Guy 1: Dude, that was me.
Guy 2: No you just have a chode.
Guy 1: Oh, yeah, I guess I was the guy I saw who had a chode.
Guy 3: Yea, and I was the guy with the reverse chode.
Guy 4: Well, I'm glad we got that figured out. Who wants icecream?
Everyone: MEEEE!!

by McDooodle March 6, 2008

Prize Chode

The biggest chode in the world. He sleeps in a pit, full of chicken (sometimes chodeburgers), as his dad is the colonel. The pit must be a funnel as can only eat downwards and not up. And is perfectly timed so that he falls down through the bottom of the funnel, when it is time for breakfast. He has a chicken dispenser on his mobile phone.

"Oh my god, Seymour is the biggest chode there is. What a gyspy chode."

"I personally feel he would be described as a prize chode"

"Well, he is pretty peng to be honest"

by Anuraag June 4, 2008

chobix

1. French porn magazine sold particularly at newstands in Paris.
2. Any porn magazine in a foreign place or while on a trip with buddies with the intention of masturbation.

I bought a Chobix while on my way to the Eiffel Tower.

Chobix are great for masturbating to even though I can't read the words.

by banko September 8, 2008

Chiberow

(chib IR row) The act of being the most insanely sick, awesome, or gnar guy around. Or being able to fly.

1. "Sup Chiberow?" "Not much brah"
2. Dude, there's a Chiberow outside the plane window.

by itsthatguyagain October 20, 2010

Chode-House Grill

Where a group of chodes go to eat after a day of acting like a complete and total chode-master

Hey man lets go! I'm ready to eat some chodeitas at Chode-House Grill

by chodejagger October 6, 2011

chode slapper

Someone who slap chodes, or acts like a complete douchebag, whiner, asshole, etc. Chode Slapper is a term used to describe anyone with unlikeable traits or an abrasive personality.

Bob: Dude, Dylan totally stole my wallet yesterday.
Tom: What a chode slapper.

Jessie: God, my boyfriend is being such a chode slapper, he won't buy me prada shoes.
Mara: What a dick.

Tom: The nazis were such chode slappers.

by CroissantLife July 25, 2012