choad

a dick that is wider than it is long; like a recess pieces

I am a little choad, short and stout; here is my shaft, and here is my head. When I get all steamed up, here me shout, tip me over and blow me out.

by Tito Bagins April 29, 2004

choader

A boner. An erect choad.

Die Hard With A Vengeance? More like Die Hard With A Choader.

by Spike Jonez October 24, 2004

choad

A short fat person often from canada. Choads can be annoyingly small and they often tell lies.

"Man that canadian fucker is such a choad"

by Joe Starakovsky January 18, 2008

choad

A penis that is fatter than it is long.

Suren Sahadacny when his ugly ancient indian mother fucks his psychopathic insane european father to make the worst possible children, so bad that they live in the middle of the woods.

by XxX September 19, 2003

Choadstick

Usually the name for a person who is short, stocky, and has a little dick

yo dude kory is a choadstick aha

by obamachoad5 April 29, 2009

choadman

A choad in human form, or a choad that has been reincarnated as a human, usually by living a bad or corrupt life

Live a good life son, or you shall be reincarnated as a choadman

by someone else February 3, 2003

choadman

Raj Chohan, a reporter at News 4 in Denver, CO. He is the physical form of the choadman (one who is a choad).

If you guys fuck up my live shot, I'll call the cops.

by Spencer R December 2, 2004