Charles Dickens

One of the greatest authors EVER. The people who call him boring are shallow losers who have no lives or insight.

I just read a book by Charles Dickens!

by dickensfreak February 18, 2011

Ray Charles-ing

-Verb
A sex act; where in which after preforming fellatio the female will spit the semen at the males eyes and scream "GEORGIA ON MY MIND!" while punching him in the shin (given he has one).

"Oh girl he may be into super soaking ho's...but tonight I'll be Ray Charles-ing that half-breed."

by m. marrara April 4, 2008

James Charles

QUEEN OF THE SISTERS!!!!!

James Charles: HIIIIII SISTERS!!!!!!
Adoring inferior sisters: OMG ITS QUEEN JAMES

by AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA June 1, 2018

Charleston Chocolate Banana

When a guy shits on your dick, you freeze it and enjoy.

"Oh shit, I set the freezer too low and now what would have been a nice Charleston Chocolate Banana, has turned into a Alaskan Cold Front"

by weirdjake123456789 February 21, 2009

Cape Charles

A self defined ghost town, with a population that barely cracks a thousand, in this town your either old and rich or black and poor. Good luck trying to find a girl in this town that's worth anything because, if shes smart she already left before you got there. The town's economy hang's on for dear life from three things fisherman, a golf course that tries to be fancy, and tourism (god only knows who would want to go there). With the outstanding variety of things to do, like go to Food Lion and McDonald's or Fish there's no limit to the amount of boredom you can experience.

John: Dude I just found out I'm moving, thank god.
Mark: That's great man, your finally getting out of Cape Charles .

by . . . . . .. . . . . .. . . . November 20, 2011

Charleston chew

a long chocolate bar, probably the longest one you can buy

"And I'm still loco enough
To choke you to death wit a Charleston chew"- Dr. Dre- forgot about dre

by fresh prince July 2, 2005

Sir Charles

A great blow job. Derived from the conversation between Charles Barkley and a police officer during his now infamous DUI stop on December 31, 2008. According to the officer who wrote the report,

"He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat."

The officer continues: "He asked me to admit that she was 'hot.' He asked me, 'You want the truth?' When I told him I did he said, 'I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job. He then explained that she had given him a 'blow job' one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life."

Girlfriend: "tell me what you want tonight. I want to please you baby."
Boyfriend: "Baby, I want a sir Charles tonight!"
Girlfriend: "What the hell is a sir Charles?"
Boyfriend: "A BJ. Not just any BJ...but, the best one I have ever had in my life!"

by Juggernaut 12 February 19, 2009