Gaius Julius Caesar

The greatest politician and tactitions of the Roman era, Julius Caesar engaged in a series of wars is Gaul, moder day France occupied by a number of barbarian tribes. He added Gaul to the empire and soon desired more power. He defeated the armies of Pompey, his greatest rival, and marched into the city of Rome. He became sole ruler of the Roman Republic and was advised by the Senate of Rome. He was not, however, the first emperor. The Roman Republic was replaced by the Roman Empire during the reign of Rome's first emperor Augustus Caesar.

Gaius Julius Caesar was one of the greatest military leaders in history.

by X-45B23 July 14, 2006

Caesar

The shredder
A man you can trust
A guy that will go the extra mile to make sure everyone has a good time
A guy that is known for beating that slampiece between the legs with his hard eight.
A guy that knows no boundaries when drinking and acts like a fool
The most crusty of the crustacious
A solid dude that will fuck your mind with his mental cock of intelligence.

Caesar....badass

by Crustacious Nigg January 2, 2011

Queef Cakes

Queef - term which refers to vaginal flatulence and ensuing execretment

"Katherine had to change her pants because they were full of Queef Cakes."

by remt April 28, 2007

Caesar Non Supra Grammaticos

Used as an opprobrium to blatant malapropism, that is blindly defended through self delusion.

It derives from a Roman Emperors speech at the Council of Constance in 1414. The grammarians opposed his incorrect usage of a word.

Teacher: Who here has had a Epiphany?
Student: You mean 'an' epiphany?

Teacher: please, I am the teacher here.
Student: wow, Caesar non supra Grammaticos..

by Lynxed June 19, 2016

dome cakes

dom`kaeks oral sex

Jorge- "Yo homes you get any lovin' from Katalina ayer?"
Miguel- "Si bato I got some dome cakes."
Jorge- "Oy! Santa Maria!"

by Explain June 26, 2007

Noob oreo cakester

Pretty much the ultimate noob. Someone that does really noobish type things is a noob oreo cakester. And no one wants to be a noob oreo cakester because Oreo Cakesters are icky.

Dude, you are such a noob oreo cakester.

by RenwaEatsPandaWithFork May 26, 2010

erectile calestetics

See: Jerking off, walking the dog, flogging the dolphin, whackin' it, spankin' the monkey, wanking off, beatin' the meat, beat the pud, get your chili whacked, hand job, masturbate, lubing the shaft, choke the chicken, bash the bishop, slap the salami, stroke the trouser snake, doin' it with Palmala Handerson, Rosie Palms, grow some hair on your hands, lather the lolly, etc.

He went to practice his erectile calestetics.

by Geno March 24, 2003