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Cum Catcher(s)

(1) the dimples located on the small of ones back
(2) a lower back tattoo, generally on a female
(3) a derogatory name that gives the impression of an easy, or promiscuous woman
(4)Basically, a term that describes a person or a place where dude wants to blow his load
As the store clerk bent at the waist to pick the milk crate up off of the floor, her shirt rose ever so slightly, revealing her bare back. And that's when I saw it. There, in the small of her back, were her perfectly placed, and oh so sexy, cum catcher(s). Unbeknownst to her, this was the moment I knew I had to have her. I would win her feminine affection and make her my bride. To consummate our holy matrimony, on the night of our wedding, she shall catch my cum. And on that magical night, in the privacy of our honeymoon suite, and then again on the not so private balcony, catch my cum she did. And they all lived happily ever after despite the loveless marriage, fueled my lust and base desire. The end.
by Mrs. Anntastic March 31, 2021
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Duck Catcher

A person who enjoys smacking ducks on the nose.
Hey did you hear about Jeb Bush's new scandal, apparently he's a huge duck catcher.
by Kevin Eric Sun May 25, 2015
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pube catcher

Another name for the lint trap on your dryer
Your grandmother stayed the weekend, your turn to empty the pube catcher
by Cookie#3 October 14, 2016
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Granny's cum catcher

A condom, croched or nitted out of yarn.
"I was doing this girl Jenny, and we couldn't find protection, so I made granny make some for me, granny's cum catcher"
by Not_so_kool_aid_man July 17, 2023
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Cony-catcher

Con-men, tricksters or thieves looking for someone to peel.
"Watch out for Old Nick the Stick, that cony-catcher is looking for rubes like you to con out of their drawers."
by Zed Numar July 25, 2021
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bud catcher

someone who only hangs out with people so they can get free weed. like a bug catcher except they metaphorically catch bud through people so they can get high for free constantly and also fill their crippling loneliness by hanging out with people
"dude, he is such a bud catcher. all he does is chill with those dudes from school so he can get stoned because he hates his brother harry"
by diiversal May 27, 2016
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Cream catcher

*looking in bra and underwear drawer*
“Man it looks like I need to buy myself some new cream catchers”
by Ermmaeads July 13, 2021
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