"Shopping Cart Abandonment" is the digital equivalent of window shopping, where you embark on a virtual treasure hunt, gleefully tossing everything you desire into your online cart. It's a thrilling fantasy shopping spree, where you play billionaire for a fleeting moment in time, minus the actual spending part. After hours of careful selection, and with your cart brimming with dreams, you abruptly close the tab, leaving your virtual haul behind. It's the art of filling your cart with hope, only to ghost it with the finesse of a master abandoner, making it the ultimate no-cost escapade in the world of e-commerce consumerism.
"In the grand Shopping Cart Abandonment Olympics, Jessica scored a gold medal by expertly loading her cart with luxury goods worth a small fortune, only to abandon it with a click, proving she's a world champion in the high-stakes sport of 'look but don't buy'."
by PopNeoglyph January 6, 2024
Get the shopping cart abandonmentmug. Tyler: “have you heard that Jessica golf-carting Sean tonight”
Sam: “oh no, that will be hard for him”
Sam: “oh no, that will be hard for him”
by MacGuyver August 19, 2019
Get the golf-cartingmug. Used when referring to a golf cart that has been taken off of (specifically) private property and driven down public roads illegally.
1. I saw Buddy sailing the fucking cart down the street like a champion who gave zero fucks.
2. Bill asked “how will we be getting there?” And Michael answered “fucking sailing the cart boiii !!!”
2. Bill asked “how will we be getting there?” And Michael answered “fucking sailing the cart boiii !!!”
by harry pot June 5, 2018
Get the Sailing the cartmug. A sexual act involving 2 people sitting next to each other with both persons looking forward making no eye contact (gotta keep your eyes on the road) while one of the persons receives a handjob
Person (A) asked Person (B) if she wanted to Side-Cart and netflix tonight.
Person (A) is Side-Carting Person (B) and its becoming a little awkward for them both.
Person (A) is Side-Carting Person (B) and its becoming a little awkward for them both.
by Discuitz March 21, 2025
Get the Side-Cartingmug. The Purple Cart medal is presented to retail employees who have been injured/wounded in the line of duty.
I served with her in Grocery Division, Fruit Battalion, Bananas Company. She was an awesome SNCO and was awarded the Purple Cart for injuries sustained during COVID-19.
by Boxman45 December 10, 2023
Get the Purple Cartmug. “Dude, I just had the wettest fart because my boyfriend came in me last night.”
“Do you mean cart?”
“I’m sorry?”
“Sounds a lot better than cum-fart, right?”
“I guess… “
“Do you mean cart?”
“I’m sorry?”
“Sounds a lot better than cum-fart, right?”
“I guess… “
by Diego_Ramos4446 July 10, 2022
Get the Cartmug.