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carrot weiner 

When a weiner on animal becomes erect and comes out of it's hibernating position, it is usually sticky looking.
Mom look! Spot has a carrot weiner!
carrot weiner by Josh June 6, 2005

Carrot Train

(n) a penis
Next stop for the carrot train is tuna town, bitch. I fucking love alliteration.
Carrot Train by BennyKennedy March 31, 2009

Carrot Juice 

A cocktail of V8 Splash, Robitussin and Adderall.

-preferably mixed in a Fiji water bottle*
"Yo I'm Trashed on Carrot Juice, Bra."

"Dude, It's tuesday? Fuck this lets get some Carrot Juice"

" Whats in the bottle?

- Carrot Juice"
Carrot Juice by YUS October 3, 2012

carrot bottom 

I heard this guy Pete is a carrot bottom.

pussy-carrot 

n. the idea of sex as a means to achieve an alternative end. generally used in instances where the parties referred to have not had sex.
She's dangling that pussy-carrot so he'll take her to TGI Friday's and order her the surf 'n turf.

carrotigits 

Orange-ish yellowing of the body from beta carotene saturation, noticeable in the digits of the hands, fingertips, that occurs from eating too many carrots.
"No, her fingers weren't orange from nicotene, jaundice, or self-tanner stains; poor girl had carrotigits from eating carrots for a few days."