cack on the cob

When u poo on a stick and sell it on for food.

Excuse me sir. Would you like to buy a Cack on The Cob?

by Mike Goodwin May 30, 2006

cack crash

When your penis gets too tired to perform and just quits on you. Before a cack crash, your penis will usually be extremely excited like someone pumped him full of caffeine.

Duder 1: "Hey doggy how'd it go with that brizzle last night?"

Duder 2: "Well it started off great, but then my dick just went limp on me. I was all hard at first so I thought it would be an epic f*ck session, but it wasn't."

Duder 1: "Oh man, that's classic cack crash, B. Better luck next time.... oh wait there won't be a next time biatch!"

Duder 2: "Yeah... thanks a lot you dick."

by westfalia October 7, 2010

Cackwatch

Skinny for clockwatch... usually consulted when a hot female walks by. Sometimes people like to show off their cackwatches in public.

1. Mmm... damn bro what time you got on the cackwatch?
Hmm it's 5 'o Cock (She's a five).

2. Say girl, check out ma cackwatching watch cack watcher...

by Booloo April 30, 2005

cack

Australian slang(?)
1. To laugh in a shrill manner
2. A humorous situation that would induce such a laugh

Short for "cackle":
1. To make the shrill cry characteristic of a hen after laying an egg.
2. To laugh or talk in a shrill manner.

"We were, like, at Maccas, and Sheila was drinking a milkshake, and like, she laughed and it came out her nose. What a cack!"

by frood March 10, 2005

Cackle

To Cackle someone is to knock them to the floor with one punch.

That bloke jus got cackled

by Gedabean May 12, 2009

Cack Sucker

A person from Missouri (Oilfield Slang)

by Anonymous February 9, 2003

caik

Definitely not a horse fucker.

"Hey, I heard Ryan Gosling is a total caik!"

by Definitely Not Caik April 10, 2016