Cawfee

How people from New York say "Coffee"

Also works with:

Chawklate - Chocolate
Doawg - Dog
Dawling - Darling
Doawlas - Dollars
Sawsage - Sausage
Jewsey - Jersey
Baws - Boss

There definitely are more, you just have to experiment with different words to see if it works.

Frank - "Hey, you see that guy?!"

Mitch - "Yeah he was totally like, 'Eh, Baws, can I get another Sawsage bagel with Chawklate milk? My Dawg accidentally drank some Cawfee and now its gonna cost me 300 Doawlas to get it fixed."

by Koolguy_gt500 March 22, 2010

caffeine

A wonderful stimulant and vitamin that is an essential part of everyday life for those who would like to avoid sleep, or just be generally more productive. Diety, ritual, and drug rolled into one.
Caffeine.

Bawls, coffee, jolt, some teas, jolt gum, mountain dew, diet coke, amp, red bull, etc.
ThinkGeek.com sells a lot of alternative sources, but then again, 7-11 does too.

by CaffeineHead January 19, 2005

coffee creamer

A white man who is dating/having sexual relations with a black woman.

Coffee creamers are a rare find, but if you find one you know he is a brave-ass man.

by w00gy April 17, 2006

coffee pee

The smell that comes from your urine after drinking a sizable amount of coffee or beverages that contain coffee.

I was just about to fall a sleep until the smell of my coffee pee woke me up

by mAGIK bUS October 10, 2005

Black Coffee with Milk

Said by one, in recognition of a contradictory, absurd or nonsensical statement made by another.

Example-

"I've abandoned free market principles to save the free market system." George W. Bush, (Washington, D.C., Dec. 16, 2008)

Commentator – “... and he’ll have a black coffee, with milk!”

Originated in a Sainsbury's coffee shop in Weston-Super-Mare, circa 2010, whilst observing a stupid, bald Brummie’s beverage order.

black coffee with milk

by Quelmo Rodriguez July 1, 2010

coffee ass

the feeling u get after consuming way too much coffee. u can no longer trust a fart at risk u might shart, and when u use the restroom, the liquidy excrement looks and smells like a very dark roast coffee. Often leading to an itchy & burning ass.

After several cups of coffee, Mike was returning to the restroom every few minutes; it was quite obvious to his coworkers he had a case of coffee ass.

by ilikecoffee May 25, 2013

percolating butt coffee

A form of intestinal distress brought on by retention of water in the bowels and resulting in butt coffee of varying density and consistency. Characterized by periodic gurgling and/or rumbling noises emanating from the lower abdominal region, and frequently accompanied by cramps. Usually caused by ingestion of bacterial pathogens.

"Shelly sneezed on my macaroni salad, and next thing I know I'm percolating butt coffee!"

by razer May 30, 2005